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OH NO I AZ TAKEN DA TOP OF THE PAGE
WOT WILL LORD TYRANT DO TO ME???....
NO, NOT THE......
T IE
fleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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A NEW SERIES!
LIFE IS TOO GOOD!
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#455
by Citizen DJ MM77 - 12/8/2004 7:07:38 PM
What you see
What you want
Is all I need
And all you got
You are the one
Who brings rain
To my flowers
You know its true
My flowers bloomed
You brough the sunshine to!
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oh jooooooo ooooooooooo oooooooooo oy!
oh jooooooo ooooooooooo oooooooooo oy!
oh jooooooo ooooooooooo oooooooooo oy!
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CRACK!
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGHHHHHH
WHO BE THIS MASKED MAN LIT UP BY THE LIGHTNIN' - SILHOUETTED AGAINST DA PRIMEVAL DARK OF DA TRANSYLVANIAN FOREST?
CRACK!
NEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH
WHO BE DIS DARK SATANIC FIGURE WOT IZ WEARING A THREE CORNERED HAT AND A MASK ON TOP OF IZ HORSE FROM HELL, WIV AN ENORMOUS GLOW IN DA DARK CODPIECE, A COUPLE OF TRUSTY FLINTLOCKS, WIV DA RAINWATER RUNNIN OFF IZ COOL DUSTER JUST LIKE DAT FRENCH DUDE IN DA BROTHERHOOD OF DA WOLF ONLY MORE HANDSOME?
CRACK!
YES IT IZ I CAPTAIN FLASH AND I IZ SCARIN' DA PANTZ OF YOUSE IN DIS TRAILER INTRODUCIN' A NEW SERIES DAT AZ MADE EVEN I FILL ME PANTZ AND I, AZ YOU WELL KNOW, IZ AZ 'ARD AZ A HORSE IN HEAT.
YES! A NEW SERIES. COMING SOON.....
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DOES EVIL ROY DREAM OF ELECTRIC SHEEP?
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THRILL!
AT DA HIGH LEVEL OF NERVE JANGLIN' VIOLENCE
GASP!
AT DA TWO-FISTED ACTION AND BODICE RIPPIN'
CRY!
AT DA TWANGER IN DA ZIPPER SCENE
LARF!
AT DA HAMMY DIALOGUE AND CORNY CHARACTERIZATION
COMING SOON!
NEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGHHH
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| TWO-FISTED ACTION!? I gotta have it NOW!!! |
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#468
by Veteran TheQuack - 12/23/2004 9:11:50 PM
WHO BE DIS DARK SATANIC FIGURE
Cheap Gothic makeup does not Satanic make.
WOT IZ WEARING A THREE CORNERED HAT AND A MASK
Those jester's hats have three points, don't they?
ON TOP OF IZ HORSE FROM HELL,
Nup, that gothic eyeliner doesn't work on horses either.
WIV AN ENORMOUS GLOW IN DA DARK CODPIECE,
If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times - don't put radioactive rods down your jocks! Your gonads must be fried by now.
A COUPLE OF TRUSTY FLINTLOCKS,
At least you've got some firepower left.
WIV DA RAINWATER RUNNIN OFF IZ COOL DUSTER
Well, that'll wreck the gunpowder. So much for the flintlocks.
JUST LIKE DAT FRENCH DUDE IN DA BROTHERHOOD OF DA WOLF ONLY MORE HANDSOME?
Was he the one who taught you all about two-fisted action?
(pause)
Okay, okay, I'm done! Please don't leave! I'm keen to hear your tales of daring capers and animal conquest... very keen. Grrr. 
And on a completely different note - Merry Christmas, everyone!
    
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| I LUV XMAS AND DOSE XMAS UNDIES!!! |
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WAHOOO!!!
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And now a NEW series! 
