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RADIO S.O.S. EMPIER THREAD / BAR AND GRILL
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never quite heard that one before... 
        
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| LORD MM77: SIR IT APPEARS OUT FIRST SALVO WAS INNEFFECTIVE. SHALL WE TRY ANOTHER VOLLEY? |
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Bloody oath matey 
     
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| 20 by Veteran the 3rd child - 6/19/2004 7:44:17 PM i hope you guys don't mind me saying this but, your pretty demented the lot of you |
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AAAAAAHHHH ( sniff ) 3rd child ....You WON my HEART! 
I'M SO HAPPY! ( sniff )  WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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#31
by Veteran MM77 - 6/20/2004 12:32:35 AM
THE STARDOCK FANCLUB
#514 by Citizen Evil Steve - 6/3/2004 8:43:04 PM
THE SEARCHERS
EXT. THE HILLOCK WITH THE TWO HEADBOARDS - FULL SHOT - LORD EVIL STEVE
as he nears the graves.
LORD EVIL STEVE
(calling)
Lord MM77!
He runs in, looking around him. He sees a little duck, wounded on the ground. And then he sees a shadowed something:
The uniform that Lord Tyrant had worn. It is spread out, almost as though concealing a body. Fearfully he stoops and pulls it away...
There is nothing there, but the uniform. He drops to his knees, his head bowed, his face tortured. The moonlight is clear on the face of the nearer headboard. It is of weathered wood and the chiselled letters on it read:
HERE LIES
STARDOCK FAN CLUB
KILLED BY THE GODS
MAY 12, 2004
a GREAT PARTY in her 1st year
SLOW DISSOLVE TO:
EXT. THE HILLOCK - FULL SHOT - SLOWLY PANNING - DAWN LIGHT
The funeral is begun. In the foreground are three newly - made crosses at the head of as many open graves -- which we need not see. With head bared, Archangel President Capt Jack Sparrow is concluding his prayer. Near him stand the Archangel family: KitWarrior, Gerakken, and Exar Kuun -- blonde, just beginning to reach his maturity. rustle.
SPARROW
...and to Your keeping we commend
the souls of Lord Tyrant...Ranger
Archangel Jaws...and Ranger Archangel
Free Tibet...
KitWarrior and Exar Kuun -- impelled by sympathy and interest -- turn to look at Lord Evil Steve.
The PANNING CAMERA picks him up...Lord Evil Steve standing dry-eyed looking at the grave of Stardock Fan Club; looking out across the plain.
Sparrow now opens his small, well-worn Bible to a marked page.
SPARROW
Galciv gaming time in marriage
is of few days and full of trouble...
Lord Evil Steve looks at him, angrily, impatiently.
SPARROW
It cometh forth like a...
LORD EVIL STEVE
(harshly)
Amen!... Put an 'amen' to it!
SPARROW
...like a flower and is cut down...
Amen!
LORD EVIL STEVE ET AL.
Amen!
Lord Evil Steve turns on his heel and walks -- CAMERA PANNING -- to where Damoose has been holding the horses. The wounded Quack is already mounting. Hurley is there too and Gerakken. Silhouetted against the dawn light are the rifles in each man's saddle scabbard. Capt Jack Sparrow is right behind Lord Evil Steve.
LORD EVIL STEVE
Damoose --you and Quack ride point!
...Don't get too far ahead...
The young riders spur out.
THE QUEST FOR THE HOLY GODLING, LORD MM77, HAS BEGUN
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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#32
by Veteran MM77 - 6/20/2004 12:35:04 AM
GEEEEEE....I wonder how it ends...
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MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ENOUGH WARMTH
Hava tequila,
Hava tequila,
Hava tequila,
That sheep's pretty SMALL.
Hava tequila,
Hava tequila,
Hava tequila,
That sheep's pretty SMALL.
Sheeps with applesauce,
Sheeps with sour cream,
So light, they're like a DREAM,
And they're very SMALL.
Sheeps with sauerkraut,
Sheeps with beans and sprouts,
They're SWELL, you'll like 'em LOTS,
They'll make you PLOTZ!
OY VEY!
"Oy vey," you say?
Don't be rash,
You gotta try 'em,
'Cause I shaped 'em,
And I fried 'em!
I want you to really try 'em,
You won't know until you try 'em,
Well okay...
Have your WAY...
They're not to everybody's TASTE.
Hava tequila,
Hava tequila,
Hava tequila,
That sheep's pretty SMALL.
Not like gefilte fish,
This is a tasty dish,
Much better than a knish,
And they're very SMALL.
Just take a bite or two,
They're GOOD, I promise you,
Have two, or three, or four,
I'll make some more!
OY VEY!
"Oy vey," you say?
Don't be rash,
You gotta try it,
Please don't say
You're on a diet!
I want you to really TRY IT,
You won't know until you TRY IT,
Well okay...
Have your way...
I'll give them to LORD TYRANT!
 
NOW I IZ ALIVE!!!
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WHERE'S THOSE SHEEP LORD TYRANT!
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You know you make me wanna
SHOUT!
Kick my heels up and
SHOUT!
Throw my hands up and
SHOUT!
Throw my head back and
SHOUT!
Come on now
Don't forget to say you will
Don't forget to say
Yeah, MM, yeah
SAY YOU WILL!
Say it right now, MM
SAY YOU WILL!
Well, come on, come on
SAY THAT YOU WILL!
Say that you
SAY!
Say that you love me
SAY!
Say that you need me
SAY!
Say that you want me
SAY!
Say you wanna please me
SAY!
Come on now
SAY!
Come on EXAR
SAY!
Come on NEVER-NEVER
SAY!
NOW WAIT A MINUTE
ALL RIGHT WHO WAS THAT?
LORD TYRANT YOU MAKE ME WANNA 
SHOUT!
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WHERE'S THE SHEEP!?
Don't weary their's PLENTY of SHEEP!
Just right for the PICKINGS!
We have MM77 don't we. 
Now that my PARTNER LORD EVIL STEVE is here there will be no STOPPING US!!!
BAH HA HA HA HA HA !!! 
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#38
by Veteran MM77 - 6/20/2004 8:56:10 AM
I GUESS I HAVE TO EXPLAIN HOW THIS ALL HAPPEN.
WITH LORD TYRANT! IN CONTROL!
[Message Edited]
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no fries with the order?
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| Exar Kuun -- blonde, just beginning to reach his maturity. rustle. |
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THE SEARCHERS (cont)
EXT. LORD TYRANT'S TERROR STAR - FULL SHOT - LORD EVIL STEVE
He yanks his ranger back to into a hard turn, firing at an Altarian Corvette near the terror star. The corvette spins past him. Lord Evil Steve swings off and slips into the terror star, glaring. A archangel comes running out at him, lightsabre upraised, but he knocks him sprawling with a full arm sweep. He turns and his face is a mask of frustration -- and then he freezes, seeing what he has been looking for:
EXT. THE TERROR STAR - LONG SHOT - EVIL'S P.O.V.
Lord Exar Kuun's frigate is gappling with MM77's starfighter, trying to pull him along in a tractor beam, while he kicks and claws and tries to break free. The fleet is milling, circling. O.s. we can hear the firing, the screams of Altarians frying.
EXT. TERROR STAR - FULL SHOT
Lord Evil Steve flames up his ranger and gives chase.
In the distance we see Exar and MM77. The Rangers,
regrouping, are charging back round the Terror Star, driving the Altarian Fleet.
EXT. OPEN SPACE - MED. CLOSE SHOT - EXAR AND MM77
Exar hears Lord Evil Steve's ranger bearing down at them; he turns,and MM77 pulls free and starts to run away.
LORD EXAR KUUN
No, Lord Evil Steve! NO!
He slips his ship into the path of Lord Evil Steve's ranger.
EXT. OPEN SPACE - MOVING SHOT - LORD EVIL STEVE
as Lord Exar Kuun tries to pin his ranger in a tractor beam. Lord Evil Steve swings on him -- once, twice -- and Lord Exar Kuun is knocked sprawling. Lord Evil Steve powers on, relentlessly.
EXT. OPEN SPACE - FULL SHOT - MM77 AND LORD EVIL STEVE
MM77 is running and dodging, trying to escape the ranger. Lord Evil Steve has him in gunsight. He ducks to one side and the ranger goes past. Both ships are almost obscured in the haze of ions. Lord Evil Steve spins his ranger and powers after MM77. MM77 runs and then stops - the starfighter is cactus -- and Lord Evil Steve is out of his ship and striding toward MM77.
INT. STARFIGHTER - LORD EVIL STEVE AND MM77
Lord Evil Steve is at the left of CAMERA and slightly closer to the foreground, with MM77 at the right, supine on the ground and the ion dust swirling around him. Lord Evil Steve raises his lightsabre. He clicks it on.
LORD EVIL STEVE
(quietly)
I'm sorry, MM77...Shut your eyes...
The ion dust clears. The CAMERA MOVES slightly forward along the light sabre arm and HOLDS on MM77's face -- the eyes gazing fearlessly, innocently into Lord vil Steve's. We HOLD for a long moment and then the lightsabre lowers. Lord Evil Steve flicks it off and walks over to him.
INT. STARFIGHTER - CLOSE SHOT - LORD EVIL STEVE
He looks down at MM77.
LORD EVIL STEVE
(softly)
You sure favor your best friend...
THE END
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