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RADIO S.O.S. EMPIER THREAD / BAR AND GRILL
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#50  by Veteran the 3rd child - 6/20/2004 9:07:11 PM

OHHH OHHH! CAN I BE THE THIRD DEAD GUY IN THE NEXT STORY?

                      
#51  by Citizen Exar Kuun - 6/20/2004 9:17:10 PM

Nice story evil!

OHHH OHHH! CAN I BE THE THIRD DEAD GUY IN THE NEXT STORY?


First we need proof of dementedness and references from irresponsible people.

                      
#52  by Citizen LORD EVIL STEVE - 6/20/2004 9:29:21 PM

Nice story evil!


i iz ripping it off from da searchers. i iz evil after all....

MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



        
#53  by Citizen LORD EVIL STEVE - 6/20/2004 9:30:56 PM

OHHH OHHH! CAN I BE THE THIRD DEAD GUY IN THE NEXT STORY?


DA THIRD CHILD IZ SOUNDING DEMENTED ENOUGH ALREADY. RADIO SOS/BAR 'N GRILL AZ GOT ITS FIRST CONVERT.

MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



        
#54  by Citizen Exar Kuun - 6/20/2004 9:45:34 PM

RADIO SOS/BAR 'N GRILL AZ GOT ITS FIRST CONVERT.


COnVeRt dOeS yOU MeAn wHIPpiNg bOy?

                      
#55  by Citizen LORD EVIL STEVE - 6/20/2004 9:51:36 PM

HELLO YOU! MOTHER F#@%^&'S......zzzzzzzzzzzzzt..zzzzzzzzzzzt....Is it SAFE?.....zzzzzzzzt...What we have here is FAILURE to COMMUNICATE!......zzzzzzzzzzzzzt..zzzzzzzzzzzt...I don't like what is going on here anymore than YOU! BUT! If that's what ONE wants,.. ONE GET'S!...zzzzzzzzzzzzzt.BULL S#%$ !....zzzzzzzzzzzt...Mississippi SHEEP!..... Do you know what I mean..zzzzzzt..zzzzzzt...Stand buy you SHEEP! Give them some LOVE to cling to..zzzzzzzt.... zzzzzzzt....there were certain rustlers who would HURT! The SHEEP in anyway thay COULD!...zzzzzzzzzzzzt...HAY!..RUSTLERS!..LEAVE THOSE SHEEP ALONE!zzzzzzzzzzzzt...All in all their just a.....nother SHEEP in the HOLE!zzzzzzzzzzzzzt...If you don't feed the SHEEP! How can YOU have any PUDDING! How can YOU have any PUDDING! If you don't feed the SHEEP!..zzzzzzzt.... zzzzzzzt....OOOOH FLANKED AGAIN! Are you feeling OK? OOOOH FLANKED AGAIN! Are you feeling OK?!..zzzzzzzt.... zzzzzzzt............

This is DJ LORD EVIL STEVE at W.S.O.S....WAVE SENTINELS OF SKOWBO in there EMPIER THREAD.
Kicking off the second song by our BELOVED LORD TYRANT called ROCK DA LAMB'S BAR!

Now MM77 told Lord Tyrant
You have to let that sheep herd drop
The lanolin down the Skowbo way
Has been shakin' to the top
Lord Evil Steve he drove his Ranger
He went a-cruisin' for a fill
His lambchop was a' standing
On the solar grill

The Gods they don't like it
Rockin' the Lamb's Bar
Rock the Lamb's Bar
The Gods they don't like it
Rockin' the Lamb's Bar
Rock the Lamb's Bar

By order of the FrogBoy
We ban that cheating found
Degenerate the faithful
With that crazy Lamb's Bar sound
But the Piratz they brought out
The electric camel drum
The local camel picker
Got his camel picker numb
As soon as the Sentinels
Had cleared the square
They began to wail

The Gods they don't like it
Rockin' the Lamb's Bar
Rock the Lamb's Bar
The Gods they don't like it
Rockin' the Lamb's Bar
Rock the Lamb's Bar

Now over at the temple
Oh! They really pack 'em in
The in crowd say it's cool
To dig this lambing thing
But as the wind changed direction
The temple band took five
The crowd caught a whiff
Of that crazy Lamb's Bar jive

The Gods they don't like it
Rockin' the Lamb's Bar
Rock the Lamb's Bar
The Gods they don't like it
Rockin' the Lamb's Bar
Rock the Lamb's Bar

Frogboy called up his starfighters
He said you better earn your pay
Drop your bombs between the Sentinels
Down the Lamb's Bar way

As soon as the Gods was
Chauffeured outta there
The starfighter tuned to
The cockpit radio blare

As soon as the Gods was
Outta their hair
The starfighters wailed

The Gods they don't like it
Rockin' the Lamb's Bar
Rock the Lamb's Bar
The Gods they don't like it
Rockin' the Lamb's Bar
Rock the Lamb's Bar

FrogBoy thinks it's not kosher
Fundamentally he can't take it
You know he really hates it




[Message Edited]

        
#56  by Citizen Exar Kuun - 6/20/2004 9:53:51 PM



Was that another rip? Coz you iz evil after all

                      
#57  by Citizen LORD EVIL STEVE - 6/20/2004 9:57:14 PM

COnVeRt dOeS yOU MeAn wHIPpiNg bOy?




        
#58  by Veteran the 3rd child - 6/20/2004 10:37:53 PM

sorry only my G/F can whip me guys

                      
#59  by Veteran Evil Roy - 6/20/2004 11:32:06 PM

sorry only my G/F can whip me guys


MMM A SHEEP TAMER!

MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



                      
#60  by Veteran Evil Roy - 6/20/2004 11:38:51 PM

OOH WOT'S GOIN' ON HERE? MM77 BACK? LORD TYRANT BACK FROM THE DEAD? WHO'S THIS TROUBLE-MAKING LORD EVIL STEVE, AND WOT DOES HE WANT WITH MY SHEEP?



                      
#61  by Veteran MM77 - 6/21/2004 5:42:35 PM

****************INTERMISSION********************


AT THIS TIME I WOULD LIKE TO THANK SOME SPECIAL PEOPLE
WHO HAVE BROUGHT A LOT OF LIFE AND GREAT STORIES
TO THE COMMUNITY WITH THERE STORIES OF SKOWBO

-------------------------------------------------------


THE FATHER OF SKOWBO; Blue Ocean

THE GODFATHERS OF SKOWBO;

TheQuack

Killa Koala

Gerakken

Harel Eilam

THE SON OF SKOWBO; LORD EVIL STEVE

AND THE QUEEN/GODDESS OF SKOWBO; CariElf


------------------------------------------------------

I LIKE TO THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR DREAMS, IDEA'S AND EFFERT! FOR THE WRITINGS AND INSPIRATION, OF THE PLANET SKOWBO.










HATS OFF!





[Message Edited]

        
#62  by Veteran Evil Roy - 6/21/2004 6:11:48 PM

****************FURTHER INTERMISSION*******************


AT THIS TIME I WOULD LIKE TO THANK A SPECIAL PERSON
WHO HAS BROUGHT A LOT OF LIFE AND GREAT STORIES
TO THE COMMUNITY WITH HIS STORIES OF SKOWBO

-------------------------------------------------------

LORD MM77, MASTER OF ALL HE SURVEYS.

-------------------------------------------------------

HAT'S OFF!

MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



                      
#63  by Veteran MM77 - 6/21/2004 6:12:05 PM

AND NOW FOR A LITTLE RAMBLING!

BECAUSE it dose get CONFUSING, BUT that's half the FUN!

GOD'S OF ANOTHER UNIVERSE Take's place on PLANT CariElf whitch is in a mairra UNIVERSE and the mirra planet is SKOWBO!

Thats why SKOWBO HERO'S are MORTALS and CariElf's are ARCHANGEL'S

BUT it's all GOOD!

        
#64  by Veteran Evil Roy - 6/21/2004 6:14:08 PM



ENOUGH MUTUAL BACK SLAPPING! WHAT WE WANT IZ SHEEPS LAPPING!

rustle



                      
#65  by Veteran Evil Roy - 6/21/2004 6:17:55 PM

SWOON!

LORD MM77!

I IZ NOT WORTHY TO BENDOVER IN YA PREZENTZ



                      
#66  by Veteran MM77 - 6/21/2004 6:32:16 PM



I LOVE YOUR STORY! AND SONG!

I HAVE ONE I'M WRITING NOW. ( smile )




[Message Edited]

        
#67  by Veteran Grand_Admiral_Thrawn - 6/21/2004 8:18:29 PM

He's back! MM77 is back! Wooo! And the sheep are once again the victims!

                      
#68  by Veteran MM77 - 6/21/2004 8:34:05 PM


************ GODS OF ANOTHER UNIVERSE *************



CHAPTER 43: SON'S OF MOMZILLA!

CHRISTMAS by THE WHO: REMAKE BY MM77



GODDESS MOMZILLA: NOW that you had some MEAT! and POTATO'S!
Time for DESERT!

( LORD TYRANT AND LORD EVIL STEVE WASTED on the ground )

GODDESS MOMZILLA: I have JUST! The thing for that POTTY MOUTH! OF YOUR'S!

( And with a mere THOUGHT SOAP! Filled LORD TYRANT'S MOUTH! )

LORD TYRANT: DUUUU HUUUUAT YUUUUUUU WAAAAAA!!!

GODDESS MOMZILLA: What's that dear? Did your MOTHER ever tell you NOT to speak with you MOUTH FULL!?

LORD TYRANT:HYYYYYYYY HAAAAAAAA NNNNNN MAAAAAAAA!

( Something touches the goddess MOMZILLA...... She remove's the soap. )

LORD TYRANT: Do what you want....I have no mother........She was killed by my FATHER LORD MM77.

( The goddess who's heart is BIGGER than her hatetred starts to feel for them )

GODDESS MOMZILLA: So you have no mother and you have no need for LOVE.

LORD TYRANT: I never said that, I don't understand LOVE......I got killed by my FATHER ONCE becuse of it so I took it out of me.

( LORD EVIL STEVE LOOKING AT LORD TYRANT in PUZZLEMENT!? )

GODDESS MOMZILLA: So how do you feel now that you took MM77 out of you?

LORD TYRANT: I don't know.......

( goddess MOMZILLA summons REV77 )

REV77: WHAT! THE!..........DEMON'S!!!

GODDESS MOMZILLA: Relax Rev. I need you to tell me if you feel any hope for this sole. I'll
give you all the info I have of him.


REV77: TYRANT can you HEAR ME!?

TYRANT can you HEAR ME!?

HOOOOOOOOOOOOW CAAAAAAAAAAN HEEEEEEEEEEE beeeeeeeeeeeeeee
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVED!


Did you feel the PAIN and SHAME THE DAY his FATHER'S BLADE'S HAD MADE his MOTHER DIED!

WITH PAIN SO GREAT! He CHOISE a DATE to TAKE his FATHERS LIFE but,.. Instead HE DIED!

NOW TYRANT dosen't KNOOOOOOOOOOOOW what day it is.

He dosen't KNOW who JESUS was or what PRAYING IS!

How can he be SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVED!

FROM THE ETERNAL GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE?


THE ALL SHEEP CHOIR: See me

Feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Touch me

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeal Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

See me

Feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Touch me

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeal Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee




REV77: TYRANT can you HEAR ME!?

TYRANT can you HEAR ME!?

HOOOOOOOOOOOOW CAAAAAAAAAAN HEEEEEEEEEEE beeeeeeeeeeeeeee
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVED!



GODDESS MOMZILLA: Thank You REV77 , I'll take it from here......LORD TYRANT I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU ONE MORE CHANCE TO REDEME YOURSELF.

LORD EVIL STEVE: And ME TO! GODDESS MOMZILLA!...I WAS BUT A PAWN in HIS!!!! GAME!

GODDESS MOMZILLA: BOTH OF YOU................You need somthing that will build CHARACTER.....





_____________________________________________________________________________




CHAPTER 44: GUESS WHO'S COMMING TO DINNER!


REVOLUTION by MM77



( All the archangels and MM77 are with the goddess CariElf, when the goddess MOMZILLA call's her over )

GODDESS MOMZILLA: CARI, I want you to except LORD TYRANT and LORD EVIL STEVE AS SENTINALS FOR US.

GODDESS CariElf : MOTHER now it's I who wonder about YOU!

GODDESS MOMZILLA: DAUGHTER, I know what your thinking, but it's better to have them on our side than fighting AGAINST THEM even though we are more POWERFUL THEN THEM...BESIDES...MM77 GETS ON MY NERVES AT TIME'S.

( Thay both laugh )

GODDESS MOMZILLA: I have HOPE for to TWO of THEM.

GODDESS CariElf : MOTHER, you know what GOD FROGBOY will do to them if thay FAIL!

GODDESS MOMZILLA: NOW DAUGHTER, Let's no think that way.....







[Message Edited]

        
#69  by Veteran MM77 - 6/21/2004 8:44:42 PM

AND THERE YOU HAVE IT!

HOW THOSE TWO BECAME.... SENTINALS OF SKOWBO! tm.

        
#70  by Citizen LORD EVIL STEVE - 6/21/2004 9:40:25 PM

THE ALL SHEEP CHOIR


sigh iz good to have you back SENTINEL MM77.

THE ALL SHEEP CHOIR IZ NOW UPSTANDIN'!

baaaaaa, BaAaAaAa, BAAAAAAAAAAAAA. munch munch gargle glug. cough. ahem.

And did those sheep in ancient time
Walk upon Skowbo's mountains green?
And was the holy Frog of God
On Skowbo's pleasant pastures seen?

And did the CariElf Divine
Shine forth upon those clouded hills?
And was a temple builded here
At Radio S.O.S. Bar and Grill?

Bring me my SHEEP OF BURNING GOLD!
Bring me my LANOLIN OF DESIRE!
Bring me my LANCE! O clouds, unfold!
Bring me my WELLINGTONS OF FIRE!

I will not cease from meta fight,
Nor shall my sheep sleep hand in hand,
Till we have built a lambing pen
In Skowbo's green and pleasant land.




        
#71  by Veteran MM77 - 6/21/2004 10:29:00 PM

DJ MM77 Here at W.S.O.S. To play a remake of the KINKS A ROCK AND ROLL FANTASY !!!



Hello you

Hello me

We've been though a LOT!

Yes it's hard to belive.

Your feeling useless

You want to leave

Start a new life

You want to feel NEEDED

BUT! For all you know

We may STILL have a long way TO GO!

And BEFORE you go

There is something you ought to KNOW!


There a guy name STEVE and he's close to me

He play the radio through the night

And when he feels down he puts some Rock and Roll on

And it helps him through the night

BUT! YOU and I Keep thinking

That! the world is passing US BY!

Don't want to spend our life's

living in a Rock and Roll FANTASY

Don't want to spend our life's

living on th edge of REALITY



Hello you

Hello me

We've been though a LOT!

Yes it's hard to belive.

Your feeling useless

You want to leave

Start a new life

You want to feel NEEDED

BUT! For all you know

We may STILL have a long way TO GO!

And BEFORE you go

There is something you ought to KNOW!


There a guy name STEVE and he's close to me

He play the radio through the night

And when he feels down he puts some Rock and Roll on

And it helps him through the night

BUT! YOU and I Keep thinking

That! the world is passing US BY!

Don't want to spend our life's

living in a Rock and Roll FANTASY

Don't want to spend our life's

living on th edge of REALITY



[Message Edited]

        
#72  by Citizen LORD TYRANT - 6/21/2004 10:39:35 PM


D.J. MM77 Here at W.S.O.S. To play a song The TRIAL by PINK FLOYD and LORD TYRANT


Good morning the Wurm your Honor, the crowd will plainly show the prisoner who now stands before you, was caught red handed showing feelings.

Showing feelings in a almost human nature!

This will not do!

Call Agent Harel,

I always said he'd come to no good,
If thay let me have my way I could have hammered him to SHAPE!
BUT NO! The bleeding harts of others wound'nt let me.
IF YOU let me I could hammer, him, to deed.

MM77: CRAZY, toy's in the attic I am crazy, should have gone fishing

Thay must have taking my marbles away.


TheQuack: You little S#$% I hope tha through away the key you should have talked to me more often then you did but NOOOO!
You had to go your OWN WAY have you broken any FANCLUB'S up lately.

Just 5 minutes Wurm your HONOR HIM! an ME! ALONE!

MOTHER Killa Koala : BAAAAAAAAAAAAABY come to me my baby let me hold you in my arms.But i never want him to get in any trouble why he'd ever have to leave me Wurm your Honor let me take him home.

MM77:Crazy, over the rainbow I am crazy, bars in the window. Their must of been a door there in the WALL.

WURM Evil Steve: The evidence before the COURT is un deniable and NO need FOR THE JURY TO RETIRE!
The way you made her suffer, You FURRY little MOTHER!
FILLS ME WITH A URGE TO DESECARATE!
SENTENCE MY FRIEND you will be EXPOSED BEFORE ALL YOUR PIERS!........

TEAR DOWN THE WALL!
TEAR DOWN THE WALL!
TEAR DOWN THE WALL!
TEAR DOWN THE WALL!........



All of them are in twos the ones who really love you.
Walk up and down out side the wall.
Some hand and hand and some gather together in bands.
The BLEEDING HARTS and ARTIST make there STAND.
And when thay given there all some of them stagger and fall.
After all it's not easy
Banging your heart against some MAD BUGGER'S WALL.








[Message Edited]

        
#73  by Citizen LORD EVIL STEVE - 6/21/2004 10:52:24 PM



I MEAN



NOW THAT THE GODZ HAVE GIVEN THE SENTINELS A SECOND CHANCE IT'S TIME TO MAKE THEM RUE THE DAY!

MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

TEAR DOWN THE WALL!





        
#74  by Veteran Gerakken - 6/21/2004 11:14:09 PM

The fires of insanity were burning bright, causing the shadows of reason to leap ever higher in the background, looking quite menacing. But, in the end, reason was merely a shadow without substance even with its exaggerated stature, unable to hinder the progress of the fiery hot flames of madness. One could run to escape the flames, or be consumed by madness.

Hmmm. I think I'll stay and sit by this fire. Keep on rockin', DJs!

                      
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