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RADIO S.O.S. EMPIER THREAD / BAR AND GRILL

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#75 by Citizen Exar Kuun - 6/21/2004 11:55:09 PM

For Evil's Sheep:

Where are those happy sheep, they seem so hard to find
I tried to reach for them, but they have run away
Whatever happened to our love?
We used to rustle every day
It used to be so nice, it used to be so good

So when you're near me, darling can't you hear me
S. O. S. Baa
The love you gave me, nothing else can save me
S. O. S. Baa
When you're gone
How can I even try to rustle on?
When you're gone
Though I try how can I carry on?

#76 by Citizen LORD EVIL STEVE - 6/22/2004 12:12:58 AM

rustle

#77 by Citizen LORD EVIL STEVE - 6/22/2004 12:55:26 AM

RADIO W.S.O.S COMING TO YOU FROM DARKEST SPACE! THIS SONG'S FOR YOU LORD TYRANT!

Masoverse, get away.
Feed a good sheep with good hay and you’re okay.
Masoverse, it’s a gas.
Grab those points with both hands and make a stash.
New cheese, ultra-spice, all star daydream,
Think I’ll buy me a constructor team.

Masoverse, get back.
I’m all right jack keep your frigs off of my stack.
Masoverse, it’s a hit.
Don’t give me that do goody good bullshit.
I’m in the high-fidelity first class playing set
And I think I need a new sheep, pet.

Masoverse, it’s a cheese.
Share it fairly but don’t take a slice of my piece.
Masoverse, so they say
Is the root of all evil today.
But if you ask for some points it’s no surprise that they’re
Giving none away.

Huhuh! I was in the right!
Yes, absolutely in the right!
I certainly was in the right!
You was definitely in the right. that geezer was cruising for a Bruising!
Yeah!
Why does anyone do anything?
I don’t know, I was really drunk at the time!
I was just telling him, he couldn’t get the number 2. He was asking why he wasn’t coming up on freely, after I was yelling and screaming and telling him why he wasn’t coming up on freely. It came as a heavy blow, but we sorted the matter out

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt. zt. zt.

#78 by Citizen LORD EVIL STEVE - 6/22/2004 1:02:38 AM

BAH LORD EXAR KUUN YOU HAVE DISCOVERED LORD EVIL STEVE'S ACHILLES HEEL!

ABBA SONGS!

#79 by Citizen Exar Kuun - 6/22/2004 2:05:59 AM

Feed a good sheep with good hay and you’re okay

ABBA SONGS!

I wondered if anyone would even remember it

#80 by Veteran the 3rd child - 6/22/2004 2:55:15 AM

exar you have no shame...that song is...pure...evil...

#81 by Citizen Exar Kuun - 6/22/2004 3:44:07 AM

exar you have no shame...that song is...pure...evil...

If you guys are not careful the ENTIRE song gets posted....

#82 by Veteran Evil Roy - 6/22/2004 4:27:02 AM

I LIKES DA ABBA SONGS. POST AWAY

mwhahahahahahahahaha

COUGH

MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

#83 by Veteran Evil Roy - 6/22/2004 4:29:06 AM

DO NOT PAY ANY ATTENTION TO DAT IDIOT LORD EVIL STEVE. HE IZ A SOURPUSS! AND A CAD! AND A BOUNDER! HE IZ IN LEAGUE WIV DA LORD TYRANT, AND WE IZ ALL KNOWIN' WOT DAT MEANS....

YES. DA RUSTLE.

#84 by Veteran Evil Roy - 6/22/2004 4:45:26 AM

THE SEARCHERS (EPILOGUE)

EXT. STARFIGHTER - MED. CLOSE SHOT - LORD EVIL STEVE, MM77

Lord Evil Steve extends his hand to MM77. He takes it and Lord Evil Steve helps him to his feet. And then MM77 is against Lord Evil Steve's heroic and manly chest and his arm goes protectingly about MM77. They are standing that way when Quack stumbles up -- and stares. rustle.

WIPE TO:

EXT. ALTARIAN FLEET - WIDE ANGLE

The line of Rangers is afoot now, each sentinel pumping shot after shot at the fleeing remnants of Altarians heading down the local wormhole with their scattered supply fleets criss-crossing in the mid distance...And then as the firing slackens, from afar we can see the burst of white light as a terror star exits from hyperspace: this is the sign of the approach of the great ship StarDock.

DISSOLVE TO:

EXT. LROD TYRANT'S TERROR STAR - FULL SHOT - FAVORING SPARROW

It is perhaps half an hour later. Capt. Sparrow is very grim of face and occasionally wincing. His trousers are down over
his ankles, his shirt-tails flapping over his long-handled
red underwear. Behind him Gerakken is kneeling,
applying some crude first aid to Sparrow's rump. Beyond them
some of the Rangers are readying for the move-out. Capt Sparrow looks up angrily as Colonel Frogboy and bugler ride in. Frogboy is a choleric man.

FROGBOY
Sparrow, if you were in my command
I'd have you courtmartialed for this!

SPARROW
(angrily, to Gerraken)
Hurry it up!

FROGBOY
What's the matter...You wounded?
What is it, Captain -- an ion discharge
or a......?

TO BE CONTINUED......

COZ DA MISSUS AZ JUST TOLD ME TO GET OFF DA COMPUTER AND GET A REAL LIFE.

#85 by Citizen Exar Kuun - 6/22/2004 4:57:13 AM

COZ DA MISSUS AZ JUST TOLD ME TO GET OFF DA COMPUTER AND GET A REAL LIFE

When mine told me that I got rid of da missus

#86 by Veteran MM77 - 6/22/2004 5:14:12 AM

COZ DA MISSUS AZ JUST TOLD ME TO GET OFF DA COMPUTER AND GET A REAL LIFE.

This is real LIFE!

YOU GUY'S are GREAT!!!

Godfather Gerakken thanks

Exar Kuun , I'm PROUD! to have a FRIEND LIKE YOU!

thanks

exar you have no shame...that song is...pure...evil...

the 3rd child, You have a POINT here,....

MAYBE! It's EVIL enough to get RID! Of LORD TYRANT and LORD EVIL STEVE!

[Message Edited]

#87 by Veteran MM77 - 6/22/2004 5:27:05 AM

You know........You can NEVER get ENOGH STEVE FLOYD.

I WISH Hurley would finnish up SHEEP!

#88 by Veteran the 3rd child - 6/22/2004 12:36:32 PM

YOUR ALL CORDIALLY INVITED TO THE DIPLOMATS NEW SITE AT WWW.DIPLOMATS-EMPIRE.COM!

#89 by Citizen Exar Kuun - 6/22/2004 1:28:16 PM

BAH LORD EXAR KUUN YOU HAVE DISCOVERED LORD EVIL STEVE'S ACHILLES HEEL!ABBA SONGS!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NOW i KNOW YOUR WEAKNESS - PREPARE TO BE DEFEATED LORD EVIL STEVE!

[to be sung to the tune of Tiger by ABBA]

The countryside is a jungle, you better take care
Never leave the herd after midnight
If you don't believe it you better beware
Of him

He is behind you, He'll always find you, He is the rustler
Sheep who fear him never go near him, He is the rustler

The countryside is a nightmare, a horrible dream
Some of you will dream it forever
Look around the corner and try not to scream
It's him

He is behind you, He'll always find you, He is the rustler
Sheep who fear him never go near him, He is the rustler

Yellow wellies are glowing like the neon lights
Yellow wellies, the spotlights of the country nights

He is behind you, He'll always find you, He is the rustler
Sheep who fear him never go near him, He is the rustler

The country is a prison, you never escape
You're forever trapped in the fields
Look into the shadows and you'll see the shape
Of him!

He is behind you, He'll always find you, He is the rustler
Sheep who fear him never go near him, He is the rustler

Yellow wellies are glowing like the neon lights
Yellow wellies, the spotlights of the country nights

He is behind you, He'll always find you, He is the rustler
Sheep who fear him never go near him, He is the rustler
And if he meets you, at best he’ll eat you, He is the rustler
He is behind you, He'll always find you, He is the rustler

[Scream at the top of your voice]
Rustler, RUStler, RUSTLER!!!!
LORD, EVIL, STEEEEEVE!!!!

NOW WITH THE DEFEAT OF LORD EVIL STEVE I CAN END THIS DESTRUCTIVE CONFLICT AND BRING ORDER TO THE THREAD!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Well if that doesn't work we're gonna move on to Wham songs (last christmas I gave you my heart, the very next day you and your sheep ran away, this year to save me from tears, I got the butcher to do something special), that'll get him!

#90 by Citizen Exar Kuun - 6/22/2004 1:30:24 PM

YOUR ALL CORDIALLY INVITED TO THE DIPLOMATS NEW SITE AT WWW.DIPLOMATS-EMPIRE.COM!

Hmmm a sensible post in our thread? What were you thinking T3C

#91 by Veteran the 3rd child - 6/22/2004 2:51:44 PM

I know i'm sorry i couldn't resist, but that in it self is insanity, think about it i post something sensible IN THIS THREAD? who's crazier now!!!!

#92 by Veteran the 3rd child - 6/22/2004 2:52:36 PM

P.S. all sheep will be checked at the door to the embassy

#93 by Citizen Exar Kuun - 6/22/2004 3:00:22 PM

P.S. all sheep will be checked at the door to the embassy

Thats more in keeping with things!!!

Onwards and upwards!

#94 by Citizen LORD TYRANT - 6/22/2004 5:56:27 PM

This is DJ MM77 at RADIO S.O.S.
Kicking off a remake of the first song by our BELOVED LORD TYRANT called I'M CUMMING AGAIN!

Pass the SHEEP PLEASE!

oooooooooh OOOOOOOOOOOH OOOOOOOOOH

[Message Edited]

#95 by Citizen Genghis Hank - 6/22/2004 6:01:33 PM

Well if that doesn't work we're gonna move on to Wham songs

Wake me up
Before you Baaa Baaa?

#96 by Citizen LORD TYRANT - 6/22/2004 6:07:58 PM

#97 by Citizen LORD EVIL STEVE - 6/22/2004 6:34:59 PM

Cuse I gotta get down to Victoria

SHOOT IN THE MOOOOOOOOOOOON!

I LOVE DA MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

BUT NOT AS MUCH AS A SPOON!

Well if that doesn't work we're gonna move on to Wham songs

BAH LORD EXAR KUUN YOU CAN NEVER DEFEAT LORD EVIL STEVE AND LORD TYRANT AS LONG AS THEY IZ UNITED.

#98 by Citizen LORD EVIL STEVE - 6/22/2004 6:36:50 PM

I IZ DA RUSTLER! HEAR ME RUSTLE!

#99 by Citizen LORD TYRANT - 6/22/2004 6:42:52 PM

************** MUSIC VIDEOS ************

Moon song:

Link

Mango Biscuits:

Link

Hippo Girl:

Link

Zoology Dragon:

Link

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