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RADIO S.O.S. EMPIER THREAD / BAR AND GRILL

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#100 by Citizen LORD TYRANT - 6/22/2004 6:43:19 PM

************** MUSIC VIDEOS ************

Moon song:

Link

Mango Biscuits:

Link

Hippo Girl:

Link

Zoology Dragon:

Link

#101 by Citizen LORD TYRANT - 6/22/2004 6:47:06 PM

by Evil Steve

We like the moon
coz it is close to us
we like the moooon!
but not as much as a spoon
cuz that's more use for eating soup
and a fork isn't very useful for that
unless it has got many vegetables
and then you might be better off with a
chop-stick
unlike the moon
it is up in the sky
it's up there very high
but not as high
as maybe
digibles or zeppelins
or lightbulbs
and maybe clouds
and puffins also I think maybe
they go quite high too
maybe not as high as the moon
coz the moon is very high
we like the moon
the moon is very useful everyone
everybody like the moon
because it light up the sky at night
and it lovely
and it makes the tide go and we like it
but not as much as cheese
we really like cheese
we like zeppelins
we really like them
and we like kelp and we like moose
and we like deer and we like marmots
and we like all the fluffy animals
we really like the moon

#102 by Citizen LORD EVIL STEVE - 6/22/2004 7:15:16 PM

WE LIKE THE MOON!

#103 by Citizen LORD EVIL STEVE - 6/22/2004 7:22:02 PM

LORD TYRANT WE IZ UNDER ATTACK. SHALL WE ISSUE A RECRUITMENT NOTICE FOR MORE SENTINELS SO THAT WE CAN RESIST THE DESPICABLE ATTEMPTS OF LORD EXAR KUUN AND THE TRAITORS MM77 AND EVIL STEVE TO VAPOURIZE US WITH THEIR NEW WMD - THE ABBAWHAMMER!!!!

#104 by Citizen LORD TYRANT - 6/22/2004 7:36:03 PM

THE CAD'S!!!

#105 by Citizen LORD TYRANT - 6/22/2004 7:59:21 PM

#106 by Citizen LORD EVIL STEVE - 6/22/2004 8:53:59 PM

U IZ ALL TOUCHY FEELY LORD TYRANT!

IZ U OK?

[Message Edited]

#107 by Citizen LORD EVIL STEVE - 6/22/2004 11:34:38 PM

BEFORE THE SEARCHERS (EPILOGUE) WAS RUDELY INTERUPTED WE HAD THE FOLLOWING DRAMATIC SITUATION:

CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW - TROUSERS DOWN!
SERGEANT GERAKKEN - SEEING TO SPARROW'S ARSE!
COLONEL FROGBOY - ON THE CASE AND NOT HAPPY JAN!

CONTINUING FROM THE LAST EXCITING EPISODE OF THE SEARCHERS......IS A NEW EPISODE OF....

THE RUSTLERS!!!!

EXT. LORD TYRANT'S TERROR STAR - FULL SHOT - FAVORING SPARROW

It is perhaps half an hour later. Capt. Sparrow is very grim of face and occasionally wincing. His trousers are down over his ankles, his shirt-tails flapping over his long-handled red underwear. Behind him Gerakken is kneeling, applying some crude first aid to Sparrow's rump. Beyond them some of the Rangers are readying for the move-out. Capt Sparrow looks up angrily as Colonel Frogboy and bugler ride in. Frogboy is a choleric man.

FROGBOY
Sparrow, if you were in my command
I'd have you courtmartialed for this!

SPARROW
(angrily, to Gerraken)
Hurry it up!

FROGBOY
What's the matter...You wounded?
What is it, Captain -- an ion discharge
or a......?

The entire fleet hangs on Frogboys next utterance.

FROGBOY
.....a rustle!

Gerraken just gapes, but Sparrow -- grim-lipped -- bends a meaningful stare on someone off. Frogboy looks that way.

EXT. LORD TYRANT'S TERROR STAR - CLOSE SHOT - CAPT SPARROW

Sparrow is standing with his lightsabre at salute -- looking as miserable as a disgraced Torian. It
could be that the end of the lightsabre has a pronounced bend.

LORD TYRANT'S TERROR STAR - FULL SHOT - THE GROUP

Kitwarrior suddenly slaps Hurley's hand away and grabs for his pants and pulls them up -- and around a starfighter come three figures -- Lord Evil Steve, MM77, and Lord Exar Kuun -- with Lord Evil Steve holding MM77's hand. Kitwarrior's face is split by a grin as he tucks his shirt-tails in and goes to meet them.

TO BE CONTINUED....

#108 by Citizen Exar Kuun - 6/22/2004 11:42:48 PM

Kitwarrior suddenly slaps Hurley's hand away and grabs for his pants and pulls them up

Gonna have to e-mail Kit and tell him about that line - pricless!

and we like kelp and we like moose

[screaming loudly at the top of my voice BUT NOT AS MUCH AS DIRIGIBLES OR ZEPPELINS OR LIGHTBULBS COZ THEY GO QUITE HIGH TOO BUT NOT AS HIGH AS THE MOON!

#109 by Citizen LORD EVIL STEVE - 6/22/2004 11:58:41 PM

pricless

#110 by Veteran TheQuack - 6/23/2004 12:26:56 AM

NOW WITH THE DEFEAT OF LORD EVIL STEVE I CAN END THIS DESTRUCTIVE CONFLICT AND BRING ORDER TO THE THREAD!

Buried deep underneath the ancient temples of Skowbo, there is an ancient collection of scrolls. They foretell a day when the soul-less minions of law and order threaten to repress the free spirits of this realm. The scrolls also speak of a band of heroes, who will roam the lands, baptising believers with the holy waters of Sambuca...

Who are these heroes? (shrug) Beats me. But while you were reading this, invisible space ferrets ate a piece of your brain. It was quite delicious. They're sitting on your monitor right now, discussing which piece of your brain to eat next. Oh, look. They've decided.

NYAH NYAH-NYAH NAR NAR!
FERRETS ATE YOUR BRAIN!
NYAH NYAH-NYAH NAR NAR!
YOU'RE GONNA GO INSANE!

TOGETHER, WE WILL DRIVE OUT THE FORCES OF LAW AND ORDER! NONE SHALL OPPOSE THE LORDS OF CHAOS! BOW DOWN BEFORE US! AND SING SOMETHING STUPID!

HEAR MY ROAR!!!

(burp)

#111 by Veteran TheQuack - 6/23/2004 12:59:40 AM

Hmm, I'll have to try something...
[Message Edited]

#112 by Citizen THE LORD OF THE QUACK - 6/23/2004 1:08:56 AM

Does this name make my butt look big?

#113 by Veteran Grand_Admiral_Thrawn - 6/23/2004 1:10:18 AM

Oh no. It spreads.

#114 by Veteran Evil Roy - 6/23/2004 3:46:32 AM

THE LORD OF THE QUACK. U IZ COMMANDED TO JOIN THE SENTINELS OF SKOWBO EMPIRE. YOUR SHEEP AND WELLIES AWAIT YOU.

#115 by Veteran Evil Roy - 6/23/2004 3:48:01 AM

DID I JUST SAY THAT?

THAT CAD AND BOUNDER LORD EVIL STEVE MUST BE PLAYING WITH MY MIND. I SHALL PUT ON ABBA GOLD!

MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

#116 by Veteran Evil Roy - 6/23/2004 4:04:05 AM

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT YES STARTROOPERS IT'S RADIO SOS BAR AND GRILL TIME. YOU KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOW YOU WANT IT ZZZZZZZZZZT ZZZZZZZZZZT CRACKLE CRACKLE

Are you gonna take me home tonight
Ah down beside that red starlight
Are you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed ducks
You make the metaverse go round

Hey I was just an overlord
Never knew anything but bad
But I knew life before I left my planetary
Left alone with big fat Quacky
He was such a naughty ducky
Heap big birdy you made a bad boy out of me
Hey hey!

I've been singing with my fleet
Across the stars the fusion heat
I seen ev'ry blue eyed floozy on the way
But their beauty and their style
Went kind of smooth after a while
Take me to them dirty duckies every time

Oh won't you take me home tonight?
Oh down beside your red starlight
Oh and you give it all you got
Fat bottomed ducks you make
The metaverse world go round
Fat bottomed ducks you make
The metaverse go round

#117 by Veteran Evil Roy - 6/23/2004 4:05:15 AM

MMM LORD EVIL STEVE'S POWER IZ GREATER THAN I THOUGHT.

TIME FOR WHAM!

#118 by Citizen LORD TYRANT - 6/23/2004 5:09:01 AM

Steve your to MUCH!

THE LORD OF THE QUACK ,

This is a OPEN EMPIRE HINT HINT!

#119 by Citizen LORD TYRANT - 6/23/2004 5:52:13 AM

#120 by Citizen THE LORD OF THE QUACK - 6/23/2004 7:18:45 AM

APOLOGIES, my galactic brethren! My grand new title was too big for the empire to take, so I had to, um, amputate it just a bit. Don't worry. It grew back.

Now, where were we?

Heap big birdy you made a bad boy out of me

Ah, be honest - you liked it bad even before I arrived on the scene. As if I made you EVIL STEVE! Next you'll be saying I turned MM into a TYRANT!

Geez, put a LORD in front of someone's name and they suddenly go nuts.

WHOOO wooop wooop wooop KA-WHEEEE!!!

Actually, that's just me boppin along to the ROCKIN TUNES of SOS.

#121 by Veteran the 3rd child - 6/23/2004 10:11:48 AM

hmmmmm is it just me or are they getting worse with every post?

#122 by Veteran Grand_Admiral_Thrawn - 6/23/2004 11:18:40 AM

Nope, just getting funnier.

#123 by Citizen Lord Exar Kuun - 6/23/2004 2:31:54 PM

I am the most EVIL one here. Now watch me prove it with this terrifying display of lyrical power!

[sing to spice girls wannabe]

If you want a future forget your shepp,
If you wanna get with me better get your wellies,
Now don't go wasting my precious time,
Get your act together we could baa in time

[Message Edited]

#124 by Citizen Lord Exar Kuun - 6/23/2004 2:39:37 PM

Now the rest of you other Lords - give in or I'll post MORE spice girls

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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