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RADIO S.O.S. EMPIER THREAD / BAR AND GRILL
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THE SNOOK RECTIFIER DOES INDEED EXIST, BUT MY TRUSTY SPIES HAVE DISCOVERED ITS LAIR. LORD TYRANT WE MUST ACT QUICKLY TO DESTROY THIS THREAT TO ALL EVIL FOR THE POWERS OF GOODNESS, AND NICENESS, AND GIGGLING GIRTINESS HAVE BEEN GIVEN A FOUL FILLIP BY THE ANNOINTING OF LORD MM77 AS A VETERAN. THE GODS HAVE TAKEN SIDES AT LAST. BUT WE ARE STRONG TOO.
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MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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#176
by Veteran MM77 - 7/16/2004 11:06:58 PM
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#179
by Veteran MM77 - 7/17/2004 3:53:46 PM
-buzzzzz- *click*
That was Whitesheep with Wool For Your Lovin' on Raido SOS! Coming up next
COME TO ME ARMS WOOLY ONE!
P.S. The dish of the day at the Bar and Grill is beef. Buy one mad cow, get one free.
Stay tuned to RADIO S.O.S for the answers! In the meantime, sit back and enjoy "The Godling's Greatest Hits!".
We always survive. WE IZ IMMORTAL!!!
FETCH ME MY WELLIES OF DESIRE!
(Gerakken runs from the thread to safety. Safe, for now. Until the madness spills over the banks and washes the normalcy away.)
fleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
BULL S#%
-buzzzzz- *click*
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#180
by Veteran MM77 - 7/17/2004 3:54:37 PM
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#181
by Veteran MM77 - 7/17/2004 11:07:39 PM
DJ MM77 AT RADIO S.O.S. SPINNING a NEW SONG from Citizen MM77! called PEOPLE WAKE UP! HIT IT!!
People of the world wake up today
There's a lot of DANGER that's on it's WAAAAAAA...AY
People of the world wake up today
People wake up!
People wake up!
You won't have no time to HIDEAWAY!
Try as you may you can't run A WAAAAAAA...AY!
People of the world wake up today
People wake up!
People wake up!
The GODS all gone CRAZY what can I say
Thay thrown all LOGIC and REASON A WAAAAAAA...AY!
MOMMY! MOMMY! QUICK! What dose he mean!?
What he's saying about the GODS is so OBSCENE!
Thay thrown all LOGIC and REASON Away
The GODS all gone CRAZY what can I SAAAAA...AY!
People of the world wake up today
People wake up!
People wake up!
MOMMY! MOMMY! QUICK! What dose he mean!?
What he's saying about the GODS is so OBSCCCCCEEEEEEENE!
MOMMY! MOMMY! QUICK! What dose he mean!?
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#182
by Veteran MM77 - 7/17/2004 11:13:22 PM
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DJ MM77 AT RADIO S.O.S. Here at the BAR and GRILL to pay for you UP THE BEACH by JANE'S ADDICTION One of my FAVORITES!!!
Do do
Do do
Do do
Do do
Do do
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooo ooooooooooo
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooo ooooooooooow
ah lalalalalalalalalalalala dum dum dum DOOM!
home
dum dum dum DOOM!
home
dum dum dum DOOM!
home
dum dum dum DOOM!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AH ah AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AH ah AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ah lalalalalalalalalalalala dum dum dum DOOM!
home
dum dum dum DOOM!
home
dum dum dum DOOM!
home
dum dum dum DOOM!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AH ah AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AH ah AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ah lalalalalalalalalalalala dum dum dum DOOM!
home
dum dum dum DOOM!
home
dum dum dum DOOM!
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DJ MM77 AT RADIO S.O.S. Here at the BAR and GRILL to play for you CHRISTMAS by THE WHO: Remake by LORD TYRANT!
REV77: TYRANT can you HEAR ME!?
TYRANT can you HEAR ME!?
HOOOOOOOOOOOOW CAAAAAAAAAAN HEEEEEEEEEEE beeeeeeeeeeeeeee
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVED!
Did you feel the PAIN and SHAME THE DAY his FATHER'S BLADE'S HAD MADE his MOTHER DIED!
WITH PAIN SO GREAT! He CHOISE a DATE to TAKE his FATHERS LIFE but then instead... HE DIED!
NOW TYRANT dosen't KNOOOOOOOOOOOOW what day it is.
He dosen't KNOW who JESUS was or what PRAYING IS!
How can he be SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVED!
FROM THE ETERNAL GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE?
See me bumm bumm bap bump! boo sshap! boo sshap!
Feeeeeeeeeel meeeeeeeeee boo sshap boo sshap
Touch me bumm bumm bop bap bump! boo sshap! boo sshap!
Heal me bumm bumm bap bump! boo sshap! boo sshap!
come on come on come on
See me bumm bumm bap bump! boo sshap! boo sshap!
Feeeeeeeeeel meeeeeeeeee boo sshap boo sshap
Touch me bumm bumm bop bap bump! boo sshap! boo sshap!
Heal me bumm bumm bap bump! boo sshap! boo sshap!
come on come on come on
See me bumm bumm bap bump! boo sshap! boo sshap!
Feeeeeeeeeel meeeeeeeeee boo sshap boo sshap
Touch me bumm bumm bop bap bump! boo sshap! boo sshap!
Heal me bumm bumm bap bump! boo sshap! boo sshap!
come on come on come on
See me bumm bumm bap bump! boo sshap! boo sshap!
Feeeeeeeeeel meeeeeeeeee boo sshap boo sshap
Touch me bumm bumm bop bap bump! boo sshap! boo sshap!
Heal me bumm bumm bap bump! boo sshap! boo sshap!
come on come on come on.....
REV77: TYRANT can you HEAR ME!?
TYRANT can you HEAR ME!?
HOOOOOOOOOOOOW CAAAAAAAAAAN HEEEEEEEEEEE beeeeeeeeeeeeeee
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVED!
See me bumm bumm bap bump! boo sshap! boo sshap!
Feeeeeeeeeel meeeeeeeeee boo sshap boo sshap
Touch me bumm bumm bop bap bump! boo sshap! boo sshap!
Heal me bumm bumm bap bump! boo sshap! boo sshap!
come on come on come on
See me bumm bumm bap bump! boo sshap! boo sshap!
Feeeeeeeeeel meeeeeeeeee boo sshap boo sshap
Touch me bumm bumm bop bap bump! boo sshap! boo sshap!
Heal me bumm bumm bap bump! boo sshap! boo sshap!
come on come on come on
See me bumm bumm bap bump! boo sshap! boo sshap!
Feeeeeeeeeel meeeeeeeeee boo sshap boo sshap
Touch me bumm bumm bop bap bump! boo sshap! boo sshap!
Heal me bumm bumm bap bump! boo sshap! boo sshap!
come on come on come on
See me bumm bumm bap bump! boo sshap! boo sshap!
Feeeeeeeeeel meeeeeeeeee boo sshap boo sshap
Touch me bumm bumm bop bap bump! boo sshap! boo sshap!
Heal me bumm bumm bap bump! boo sshap! boo sshap!......
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DJ LORD EVIL STEVE AT RADIO S.O.S. Here at the BAR and GRILL to play for you YOU'RE THE ONE THAT I WANT (rustle mix). One of my FAVOURITES!!!
E = Lord Evil Steve
S = Sheep Choir
T = Lord Tyrant
T: Tell me about it stud!
E: I got chills.
They're multiplyin'.
And I'm losin' control.
'Cause the power
you're supplyin',
it's electrifyin'!
S: You better shape up,
'cause I need a man
and my heart is set on you.
You better shape up;
you better understand
to my heart I must be true.
T: Nothin' left, nothin' left for me to do.
Both: You're the one that I want.
(you are the one i want), o,o, oo, honey.
The one that I want.
(you are the one i want want), o,o,oo, honey.
The one that I want
(you are the one i want want), o,o, ooooo
The one I need.
Oh, yes indeed.
E: If you're filled
with affection
you're too shy to convey,
meditate in my direction.
Feel your way.
S: I better shape up,
'cause you need a man
T: i need a man
who can keep me satisfied.
S: I better shape up
if I'm gonna prove
T: you better prove
that my faith is justified.
T:Are you sure?
Both:Yes, I'm sure down deep inside.
You're the one that I want.
(you are the one i want want), o, o, oo, honey.
The one that I want.
(you are the one i want want), o,o,oo, honey.
The one that I want
(you are the one i want),o, o, oo
The one I need.
Oh, yes indeed.
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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NO! NO! NO!  I CAN'T TAKE IT!
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...Get these BRAIN-EELS out of my head
There going pretty deep inside.
Get these BRAIN-EELS out of my head
I think I'm gon'na cry.
Get these BRAIN-EELS out of my head
There's not much left inside.
Get these BRAIN-EELS out of my head
I think I'm gon'na DIE!....
Hay WAIT!....What's that MUSIC!?.....
A Cocaracha!A Cocaracha!
Round and round it gose!
A Cocaracha!A Cocaracha!
Through my BRAINS and out my NOSE!
When you here the Cocaracha!
Listen to what it's saying!
Because the Cocaracha!
Dosn't have time, for all that HORSE PLAYING!
A Cocaracha!A Cocaracha!
Round and round it gose!
A Cocaracha!A Cocaracha!
OH OH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Through my BRAINS and out my NOSE!
zzzzzzzzz...zzzt..*click*
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THE WRATH OF LORD TYRANT
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FADE IN:
IN BLACK
Absolute quiet. SOUND bleeds in. Low Level b.g. NOISES of SS STARDOCK bridge, clicking of relays, minor
electronic effects. We HEAR a VOICE.
A FEMALE VOICE
Lieutenant's log. Stardate two-
one-nine-zero. SS Stardock on training mission
to Skowbo. Section Fourteen,
coordinates twenty-two/eighty-seven/
four. Approaching SOS Bar 'n Grill, all
systems normal and functioning.
INT. STARDOCK BRIDGE
As the ANGLE WIDENS, we see the crew at stations; screens and visual displays are in use); LORD EXAR KUUN at the helm, LORD QUACK at the Comm Console, DR. EVIL STEVE and LORD MM77 at his post. The Captain is new - and unexpected. Lt. CARIELF is young and beautiful. She is half Elfin and half Human. In appearance she is Elfin with pointed ears, but her sin is fair and she has none of the expressionless facial immobility of an Elf.
EXAR KUUN
Leaving Section Fourteen for
Section Fifteen.
CARIELF
Stand by. Project parabolic course
to avoid entering SOS Bar and Grill.
EXAR KUUN
Aye, Captain. Course change
projected.
QUACK
(suddenly)
Captain! I'm getting something
on the distress channel.
WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT TO THIS TRUSTY CREW? IS THE DISTRESS CHANNEL IRONIC OR REAL? STAY TUNED LOONIES!
*click*
MAD COW MAD COW
RED AND BLACK AND BAD COW
TELL ME WHAT YOU'D DO NOW
IF YOU HAD BUY
*click*
[Message Edited]
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THE WRATH OF LORD TYRANT
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INT. STARDOCK BRIDGE
CARIELF
On speakers!
MAN (V.O.)
(filtered, distorted)
Imperative! This is the Stardock Fan Club
nineteen periods... out of
Skowbo Six. We have struck... a
bore mine,... and have lost
all influence.
(STATIC)
Our club is penetrated and we
have lost many members.
(STATIC)
QUACK
(into headset)
This is the Starship Stardock.
Your message is breaking up. can
you give us your coordinates?
Repeat. This is the Starship...
MAN (V.O.)
(filtered)
Stardock, our position is the Skowbo Six,
Section Temple.
CARIELF
(to herself)
In the SOS Bar and Grill.
MAN (V.O.)
(filtered, distorted)
Club penetrated, interest support...
systems failing. Can you assist
us,... Stardock? Can you
assist us?!
CARIELF
Data on the Stardock Fan Club!
Tactical on big screen.
COMPUTER VOICE
Subject vessel is a third class
turn-based strategy fan club, crew of
five mentally challenged, three
hundred members with no discernable life
outside of a computer.
CARIELF
(to herself)
Damn.
(then)
Lord Exar Kuun? Plot an intercept
course.
EXAR KUUN
May I remind the Captain that if a
Starship enters the Bar and Grill -
CARIELF
I'm aware of my responsibilities,
Mister.
EXAR KUUN
Estimating two minutes to intercept.
(with a nod)
... Now entering the SOS Bar and Grill...
2 INT. STARDOCK BRIDGE - ANOTHER ANGLE 2
COMPUTER VOICE
Warning! We have entered the
SOS Bar and Grill.
MM77
We are now in violation of Treaty,
Captain.
WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT?!?!?!?!
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I will be VERY! ANGRY. If you don't hurry UP! And post the NEXT Episode.
You little S#%$!
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THE WRATH OF LORD TYRANT
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ON SCREEN: SS Stardock approaches the stricken Stardock Fan Club.
CARIELF
(into intercom)
Stand by transporter room, ready
to beam survivors aboard.
QUACK
Captain, I've lost their signal!
COMPUTER VOICE
Alert! Sensors indicate three
Atari Cruisers, bearing three-
one-six, mark four. Closing fast.
CARIELF
Visual!
ON SCREEN we see the approach of the Atari vessels, they are dark and sinister.
CARIELF
(continuing)
Battle stations! Activate shields!
The ALARM SOUNDS.
EXAR KUUN
Shields activated.
CARIELF
Inform Atarians we are on a
rescue mission...
QUACK
They're jamming all the frequencies,
Captain!
COMPUTER VOICE
Atari on attack course and
closing!
Screen verifies this. Carielf makes an agonized choice.
CARIELF
We're over our heads, Lord Exar Kuun
get us out of here!
EXAR KUUN
I'll try, Captain.
COMPUTER VOICE
Alert! Atari patches activated.
Alert!
The image flops: more Atari approach. They FIRE
patch torpedoes.
CARIELF
Evasive action!
Exar Kuun does his best, but Stardock is hit; Exar Kuun is hurled from his station, and Dr Evil Steve hurries to him.
CARIELF
(continuing)
Engineering: damage report
GHENGIS HANK'S VOICE
(INTERCOM)
Main energizer hit, Captain!
CARIELF
Engage auxiliary power. Prepare
to return fire!
The bridge takes another hit - a big one. In its wake
there is a second electrical EXPLOSION along the
communications panel. Quack falls from his station.
Dr Evil Steve rushes to his side amid the smoke and alarms.
CADET STIMPY
Shields collapsing, Captain!
CARIELF
Fire all constant update phasers...!
MM77
No power to the weapons, Captain.
Another hit: reverberating flashes of spark and flame
on the bridge. MM77 dies. Dr Evil Steve comes to him, but even as he coughs his way through the smoke, a final hit and Evil Steve falls. The room is smoke filled and a shambles.
Carielf looks about in shock.
GHENGIS HANK'S VOICE
(FILTERED)
Captain, it's no use. We're
dead in space.
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 * sniff * oh how I LOVE a HAPPY ENDING
I like CADET STIMPY!
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#194
by Veteran MM77 - 7/19/2004 7:23:57 PM
Don't get to CHOKED UP!
Beind dead is HIGHLY OVERRATED!
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I can ALWAYS HOPE!
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THE WRATH OF LORD TYRANT
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INT. STARDOCK BRIDGE
Carielf digests this for a painful moment. Then, touching a Comm button:
CARIELF
Activate escape pods. Send out
the Frog Buoy... All hands abandon
ship. Repeat - all hands abandon
ship!
FROGBOY'S VOICE
(FILTERED)
All right, open her up.
There is a loud CLANGING and -
FULL SHOT - STARDOCK BRIDGE
The side wall of the "bridge" slides apart, REVEALING
a lighted room beyond. Through the opening strides
FROGBOY. He stops, surveys the shambles, and shakes his head.
CARIELF
Any suggestions, Admiral?
FROGBOY
Prayer, Lt Carielf. Atari
don't take prisoners.
(to technicians)
Lights!
(to MM77)
Lord.
MM77
Trainees to the briefing room.
WOMAN (V.O.)
(intercom)
Maintenance Crew, report to
game simulator. Maintenance
Crew, report to game simulator.
Exar Kuun awakens with a grin. Quack straightens himself. The trainees head toward the distant room.
MM77 rises and leaves. Dr Evil Steve remains on the floor, head propped in his hand, whimsically.
FROGBOY
GameMaster, heal thyself.
EVIL STEVE
Is that all you gotta say? Well,
what about my stats?
FROGBOY
I'm not a game critic.
Dr Evil Steve rolls his eyes and rises. Frogboy sees Carielf who has not moved.
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
*click*
MAD COD MAD COW
RED AND BLACK AND BAD COW
TELL ME WHAT YOU'D DO NOW
IF YOU HAD TO BUY
*click*
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**************** THE GODLING YEARS *******************
M MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM! time to go to school!
Yes mom. can I have Kuun delight for lunch!
( Elsewhere ) 
Hay EVIL! COME ON! It's time to go to SCHOOL!
Alright TYRANT! F#@%!
( LORD EVIL STEVE AND LORD TYRANT see there friend LORD OF THE QUACK. )
Yo! QUACK! Wassup!
Same old S#$%! Do you mate's know who the new teacher is this year?
TYRANT: Naa. Will screw em, whoever it is.
EVIL: YAH! Will SCREW EM!
( Later at school ) 
Hello I'm you new teacher Mis Elf.
HELLO Mis Elf!
TYRANT: What a DISH! 
EVIL: I think I have to feed my SHEEP!
QUACK: FOGET IT BOYS! She ALL MINES.
Mis Elf ... Perhaps I can show you our humble lands when you have TIME!
Elf:Thank for the offer LORD OF THE QUACK! My MOTHER was looking for a GUIDE! I'll let her know your advalible!
QUACK: Yes Mis Elf.....
EVIL AND TYRANT: He he he ....
Elf: Now can anyone tell me the answer to the matter reality theroy!
MM77: I CAN! ...... Matter exist when reality is set to..........
TYRANT: GOD! I HATE that F#@%$^& EGG HEAD! 
Elf: Correct! I'm glad to see you first graders have done your homework!
( After school )
TYRANT: Officer Bac! How much would you charge us for throwing some POLICE BUTALITY on a CANDY A$$ for us? 
Bac: Now boys, I told you before the LAW CAN NOT!
BE BOUGHT!
TYRANT: Can we BORROW IT! For lets say this month girly mag? 
Bac: Who do you want me to DO!
( stay tuned for farther episodes of )
( THE GODLING YEARS )
[Message Edited]
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