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littlewotts
Your NEXT! 
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I think you mean my evil twin Lord Wotts...I haven't seen him lately... 
          
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WHoT's diZ aLL aBOut??!
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**************** THE GODLING YEARS *******************
Adrian! ....Adrian! ....Adrian! 
TYRANT: Who the F#@%! is Adrian! 
EVIL: That's just Genghis Hank he like calling out!
Class today I would like to introduce to new exchange students!.....
Lord Exar Kuun, introduce yourself.
Kuun: Thank you principal Boy! My name is Lord Exar Kuun! I am HIGHLY trained in the ways of the FORCE! Allow me to demonstrate! 
( Lord Exar Kuun! Unsheaths his Light saber and cut's MM77's head off! 
OUCH! 
TYRANT: Hay the BOY! got potential! 
OK, and now introduce yourself Lord Wotts.
Wotts: I am Lord Wotts Who I AM! Is not important at this time. WHAT IS! Is the BABE! In the third rows NUMBER! 
GeGe: Cool it LOVERBOY! I'll pencil you in.
Principal Boy: Well it seem's everyone is fitting in.....
Mis Elf: Principal Boy I thought we were getting three more students?
Principal Boy:We were, a Master Vision of Tomorrow,Lord of the 3rd child and Lord Gerakken
But these LOSERS! Can't find our REALM!
Mis Elf: To bad we have some EMPTY SEATS now that MM77 lost his HEAD! 
Stella!... Stella!... Stella!... 
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#207
by Citizen Lord Wotts - 7/20/2004 10:13:14 PM
I 'AV COME AT DA REQUEST OF ONE FROOOGBOOOY!! I 'as tried to join da h'empire, but no love! :sniff:
| Wotts: I am Lord Wotts Who I AM! Is not important at this time. WHAT IS! Is the BABE! In the third rows NUMBER! |
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SHOW ME TO DA SHEEPS!! ..AhHHhh I bE meaNING tHe chIckieS!
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Yo! Adrian! I just wanted to say... Um, that is... ah...
Yo!
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MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OUR POWER IZ GROWING!!!!!!
why can't you join da....
SENTINELS OF SKOWBO tm
?????
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DJ LORD EVIL STEVE AT RADIO S.O.S. Here at the BAR and GRILL to play for you a song by FAT SHEEP PENS dedicated to the TV show THE GODLING YEARS. One of my FAVOURITES!!!
Remember the days of the old schoolyard
We used to laugh a lot, oh don't you
Remember the days of the old schoolyard
When we had imaginings and we had
All kinds of things and we laughed
And needed love... yes, I do
Oh and I remember you
Remember the days of the old schoolyard
We used to cry a lot, oh don't you
Remember the days of the old schoolyard
When we had simplicity and we had
Warm toast for tea and we laughed
And needed love.. yes, I do
Oh and I remember you
You were my sweet love, my first sweet love
My lovey dove, my love lovey dove
No matter what place, whichever the place
I still see your face, your smiling face
In childish dreams, inside my dreams
Like King and Queen, God save our dreams
N'though time may face, though time may fade
It ain't never too late, to learn about love
Learn about love
Remember the days of the old schoolyard
We used to laugh a lot, oh don't you
Remember the days of the old schoolyard
When we had imaginings and we had
All kinds of things and we laughed
And needed love... yes, I do
Oh and I remember you
THAT'S YOU ADRIAN!
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FAT SHEEP!
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| why can't you join da....SENTINELS OF SKOWBO tm |
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Yo! It said like, you know, like I was being a member of da empire and all dat, but like, nothin' is showin' up for da icon. But youse are honorin' me by askin' and all...
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THERE ARE NO NEW MEMBERS OF SOS! I SUSPECT SABOTAGE AT THE HIGHEST LEVEL. MY SPIES INDICATE THAT THE COOKIE MONSTER HAS BEEN HIRED RECENTLY BY FORCES UNKNOWN. TIME FOR THE........
SNOOK RECTIFIER
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ps if at first you don't suck seed.....
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**************** THE GODLING YEARS *******************
Ok class I like Goddess GeGe to come up and tell the class, what she would like to be when she grows up!
GeGe: In these worlds of unrest! Where Godkind has totaly set to CAOS! There needs to be someone thay can ALL gather STRENTH and WISDOM from ...ME!
ALL GODS and GODDESSES will worship ME!
I WILL RULE! With and IRONFIST! to KEEP CAOS in oder......Thank you.
ooooo k LORD OF THE QUACK your next.
QUACK: I shall be IMMORTALIZED! For I shall become LORD OF THE BRAIN EELS! Like a roach NOTHING Will STOP ME! I will be the most FEARED GOD of ALL!!!
Very good,..MM77 your next.
MM77: When I grow up I wish to be SENTINAL of SKOWBO! But hay! I'd even settle for DJ and work my way up!
As long as thay didn't make me a VETERAN.
TYRANT: THATS IT!...GeGe can you cast that spell?
GeGe: I BELIVE so....here gose.....After your first year of service you will be a VETERAN ! ..That should do it!
EVIL: THAT is EVIL!
LORD GENGHIS: Yo! Adrian! I just wanted to say... Um, that is... ah...MARTHA!....MARTHA!....MARTHA!....
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YOU IZ SO MUCH BETTER THAN ME
I MIGHT HAVE TO SULK AND STAMP MY FEET
BRING ME MY MUSE!
bleat!
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THE WRATH OF LORD TYRANT
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EXT. LIFELESS PLANET - ATARI 5
A RUINED SERIES OF MAN-MADE STRUCTURES, half-buried in
sand. LOD EXAR KUUN and LORD WOTTS look at each other in consternation. Exar Kuun is worried; something about all this is horribly familiar.
They descend towards the structures, now seen to be the
wreckage of some Web Cruisers.
They pass but do not notice the ATARI LOGO, half
buried next to their feet.
LORD WOTTS
Those look like P4's...
Hey, give me a hand.
INT. WEB CRUISERS
Wotts and Exar Kuun enter, dumbfounded. THEIR POV.
Someone lives here - there are beds, food, blow-up sheep, but no people. Wotts checks a monitor.
WOTTS
What the hell happened? If they
crashed, where's the rest of the
ship?
They wander as they talk, picking up objects that bespeak a fairly sophisticated ad hoc environment: a laboratory in one hold, a kitchen; a LARGE SHEEP PEN filled with blow-flied MARINOS.
WOTTS
(continuing)
What the hell is that?
They enter a new chamber -
LORD TYRANT'S QUARTERS
on its side in the sand: the walls are not the floor,
etc. All in crookedness - like its owner. On the
floor, smiling at them (i.e., the wall) is a LAMB.
Tentatively they come over to it, looking around -
ANGLE - EXAR KUUN'S POV
Lethal-looking odd light sabres on one wall, a bookshelf; CAMERA PANS by 20th Century volumes; GALACTIC CIVILIZATIONS, ALTARIAN PROPHECY, SPACE MADNESS - and a seat belt dangling with the name on it - MASTER OF ORION 3.
Ezar Kuun mouths the words, softly at first, then aloud -
EXAR KUUN
MOO3... MOO3!! -
Oh, no! We've got to get out of
here -- now! Damn! Hurry!
Wotts catches his urgency -
WOTTS
What about... what - what about
the...
EXAR KUUN
Never mind that! Hurry! Hurry!
WOTTS
Exar Kuun, what's the matter with
you? Exar Kuun!
EXAR KUUN
Come on! Hurry!
WOT WILL HAPPEN NEXT!
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I can guess the plot line.
Somehow, this seems very similar to Star Trek II. Not sure why...
    
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LORD TYRANT: You DEAR! accuse ONE OF MY PARTNERS! Of RIPPING OFF STAR TREK!
Vision of Tomorrow: NO!No! I just ment.....
LORD TYRANT: ENOUGH! you poor excuse for a BLOW UP SHEEP!
( LORD TYRANT! Places BRAIN EELS in a Vision of Tomorrow's HEAD! )
Vision of Tomorrow: I think i'll be..be..baa...baa...moo..moo..* scratch scratch *
Elsea!...Elsea!...Elsea!...
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Nice work, now lets see if we can add another Sentinal
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AHH it works
create account, login, register, logout, login, join and it worked
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**************** THE GODLING YEARS *******************
Ok class who can tell me who Elsea the Cow was?
MM77: I can, Elsea the Cow was a trademark name and character in earth history U.S.A. 1960'S
CORRECT!
MIS ELF! MIS ELF!
Yes TYRANT!?
I can tell you how Elsea became a COW!
Mis Elf: Do tell!?
TYRANT: In a future vortex some SHEEP WANT TO BE!
INSULTS! MY BEST FRIEND! So I ZAPPED! him into a COW! Elsea to be precise, and sent her to that funny plant earth!
Mis Elf: Why TYRANT! You get BONUS CREDIT for making HISTORY!
BETSE!...BETSE!...BETSE!...
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I'm so proud ANOTHER PARTNER!
Icho Tolot 
But are you a GOOD witch or a BAD witch!?
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