Sorry I forgot to remove the pipe when I was saying I am taking 500!!!
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Due to the recent renovations taking place at the crypt The Foundation will be hosting the SA Meetings for the next couple of months.
For those of you who need to be reminded here is the credo of the SA members as written by the Exalted Druid.
SA (Snacked Anonymous) 12 steps to healing of Bottom and Soul
1. You must admit to yourself and others that you are a snack food.
2. Da Moose and other undead are snackers by nature. We must accept their nature.
3. We do not seek revenge but strive for understanding and to limit the undead's snacking on our membership (Suggestion: Recommend Weight watchers to Da Moose)
4. You must admit to yourself and others that you our powerless over the undead’s insatiable appetite
5. You must take a personal inventory of your body parts so you can identify a snacking.
6. Admit to Da Moose, to yourself and other members of your empire the exact nature of your snacking when a snacking takes place.
7. Members of SA shall have and take a buddy to all undead parties.
8. You shall look after your SA buddy and he you.
9. When Newfy offers you a tenth beer. Reply, “No thank you Newfy, the last nine beer are sufficient.”
10. Never pass out in the CSF graveyard. Your SA buddy is there to help you.
11. Give the Moose head on the wall a wack when entering a room unless the moose head admits his name is Da Moose or his Mrs.
12. In order to increase membership in SA and subsequently dues. We must help other victims of snacking so they to can enjoy a full recovery of bottom and soul.
There will be a full compliment of beverages and snacks provided by the CSF as usual. Canadian Beer, bacon, and deep fried peperonni.
Once again the bar is open and you are responsible for your selves and your SA buddy. Damoose as a member of the CSF will be hosting this event. Do not fall asleep unprotected ...
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others must present evidence of Yor hatred (this eliminates most Foundataion members, |
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Hey, now wait just a minute!!!!
Just because we have a reconditioned Yor as a pet doesn't mean we don't hate them. When you turn your enemy into something that is a satire of what they usually are that usually means you have no respect for them. I certainly do not respect the yor. In fact I do not even like the toasters they are made of.
On the other hand ROY is pet, very funny looking, and acts very proper like an english gentleman only in a monty python sort of way.
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Thanks, damoose. Always trying to help out.
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BTW, I lived 20 for so long before hearing/understanding 18-19. |
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Yes, and v20 is what allow us to take part in 18. v19 is what will happen if we don't.
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At least for a few days then I am of to Nova Scotia next week. |
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Hey Boss, can you take me along so I can see the family?
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But, if you guys really want an acitve empire, the Guardians are the most acitve empire in the Meta, yesterday, today, and forever |
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Or, if The Foundation and Guardians want to give up their competitive ways and embrace the Aldarian way of life (Drink Heavily And Behave Badly), we have many openings available.
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