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#1726
by Veteran Evil Roy - 1/25/2005 5:20:25 AM
I call you,when I need you, my pumps on fire
You come to me, come to me, oiled and wild
You come to me, give me everything I need
Give me a lifetime of lubrication and a world of F1 dreams
Speak machine language love like you know what it means
And it can’t be wrong, take my pump and make it strong, druid
Yor simply the best, better than all the rest, better than anyone, anyone
I’ve ever met!
I’m stuck on your pump, I hang on every word you say
Tear us apart, I would rather be decomissioned
In your pump I see the start of every night and every day
In your eyes, I get lost, I get washed away
Just as long as I’m here in your arms I could be in no better place...
Yor simply the best, better than all the rest, better than anyone, anyone
I’ve ever met!
I’m stuck on your pump, I hang on every word you say
Tear us apart, I would rather be decommisioned
It’s the time you leave me I start losing control, you’re walking away with my
pump and circuits, I can feel you even when I’m alone, oh druid don’t let go!
And your the best, better than all the rest, better than anyone, anyone i’ve
Ever met!
I’m stuck on your pump, I hang on every word you say
Tear us apart, druid I would rather be decomissioned, ooh you’re the best!
        
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Congratulations on the new status Evil Roy 
    
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| I am on vacation for 2 weeks, likely will not get a chance to check in until I get back |
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Hope you take your laptop and keep the game count up! You do not want to start slipping down that metaverse ladder. ED might catch you ... 
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| Roy out in the daylight hours Give him a title and he thinks he cannot be hunted anymore. |
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hehe, Thats our Roy, changing tactics when the guardians aren't looking. 
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Will see, Roy, Will see. Yor not as fast as Yor use to be.
  
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| Will see, Roy, Will see. Yor not as fast as Yor use to be. |
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Seeing how he has been slowing down lately most likely due to advanced age I have a surprise for him ... I have been working on a rocket powered "Walker" in weyr's old lab. He may be even faster than when he was at his peak!
This walker is so fast that he might even be able to travel up to 2 or 3 minutes in time ... frankly I am afraid to try it and find out.
Roy, I present you with your new rocket powered "walker".
The Options
The red panic button can give you a mometary maximum boost to top speed. Use with caution
The small button marked C dispenses a cup of hot chocolate.
The button marked S will pop out a seat for you when you get tired.
The button marked D will temporarily disguise you and the walker as a Moose head on a wall. Please make sure that you press this when you are close to a wall otherwise people will wonder why a wall is in the middle of the street with a moose head on it.
The button marked ED will allow you to throw your voice and make it sound exactly like Exhaulted Druid. This should drive the guardians crazy 
There are a few other options such as a button that will dispence human shaped snacks in case of a wandering Damoose. A button that will dispence Canadian beer. And the big black button is your horn.
... oh yeah, you have a backup warning system and a traction control system. But, the traction control system is a borrowed one from GM and it will get you stuck more often than not so do not use it unless you really need to. 
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| Roy, I present you with your new rocket powered "walker". |
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Now that the Newfi I used to know. Welcome back Newfi.
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 For now Roy, don't think all yor new fangled technology will protect you forever. I have slipped on my last greased lightning patch. Yor day will come.
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Not only for your, but also for Yor Evil twin (let's see, a double Evil makes a Nice)
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