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Do you still think GalCiv 1 is fun even with GalCiv II out?
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2- No


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#1750  by Citizen NewfyScotian - 2/2/2005 11:22:38 AM







                          
#1751  by Citizen NewfyScotian - 2/2/2005 11:35:07 AM

Roy, I stopped by the Foundation last night and installed one other device on your Rocket powered Walker.

This is a device of last resort. If you are trapped and there appears to be no way out press the button marked COD. This will send a 360 degree spray of a pureed 21 day old cod. Before you accelerate away you must wait at least 2 seconds for the spray to dissipate. This spray is guaranteed to temporarily incapacitate all people for 5 seconds even if they do not breathe it in.

Caution: There is only enough of this special concoction for 1 shot. It takes 6 months to develop enough for another load.

Warning: If you get a drop on you even your closest allies will shun you until you have had at least 2 showers and a skin peel.

                          
#1752  by Citizen Evil Druid - 2/2/2005 1:59:22 PM

Aww. The horror. Neufy, Weapons such as this have been banned by the Galactic Council. Have you no humanity Weyr's lab's were once used for noble cause of butt protection, and now this blasphemy.

                          
#1753  by Citizen NewfyScotian - 2/2/2005 2:06:58 PM

Weapons such as this have been banned by the Galactic Council.


Oh my god!!!!

I didn't know ... honest!

I immediately approached Roy and told him that I was going to remove the device because it was a banned weapon.

To my dismay he accused me of being a Guardian in the guise of his friend Newfy and rocketed away ...

I have created a great crime ... please understand I meant no real harm. I was in a creative mood the other night and did not think it through.

                          
#1754  by Citizen Evil Druid - 2/2/2005 3:57:50 PM

Roy's out of control

Again.

                          
#1755  by Citizen NewfyScotian - 2/2/2005 4:31:01 PM

Still

                          
#1756  by Citizen PassingBye - 2/2/2005 5:39:12 PM

Love it There hasn't been this much fun in this thread for a looooong time, Newfi.

           
#1757  by Veteran Evil Roy - 2/2/2005 7:06:23 PM

GUARDIAN: GOOD COD MAN! OUR WEAPONS ARE USELESS!

EVIL ROY: MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*fume* *fume*



*sniff*



*windchange*



fleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee



                      
#1758  by Citizen Chipperoo - 2/2/2005 11:25:56 PM

Good, at leat it'll be six months before anyone has to smell that again!!!

                          
#1759  by Citizen Evil Druid - 2/2/2005 11:49:28 PM

Thank Cod for that.

                          
#1760  by Veteran Evil Roy - 2/3/2005 12:50:37 AM

I IZ DA DAM OF COD!



                      
#1761  by Veteran Evil Roy - 2/6/2005 8:26:34 PM

I LUV MY NEW P5020!!!!



                      
#1762  by Citizen Evil Druid - 2/7/2005 2:22:09 AM

Another Roy upgrade. He's so hot he's on fire.

                          
#1763  by Citizen NewfyScotian - 2/7/2005 8:14:57 AM

I know that I didn't create the monster but I may have (with the rocket powered walker's help) unleashed the beast!

Sometimes it is better to do nothing than give an Evil Roy some help.

It is kinda cute how he zips to and fro using that walker though ...

                          
#1764  by Citizen PassingBye - 2/7/2005 5:54:20 PM

It is kinda cute how he zips to and fro using that walker though ...


Yeah, better than a zooming rabbit for rifle practice.

           
#1765  by Citizen damoose - 2/7/2005 6:31:11 PM

Hi all... Newf dropped by the crypt and said something about Tech being absent... And some kinda snacks being available...

So I just thought... well you know what I thought... LUNCH!

P.S. I'm glad I missed the cod spary... The Mrs would have kicked me out for sure.

                      
#1766  by Veteran Evil Roy - 2/7/2005 7:33:20 PM

Sometimes it is better to do nothing than give an Evil Roy some help.


MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

zip

CLANG

zap

CLANG

I LOVE TRYING TO PARK ME NEW ZIMMER!



                      
#1767  by Citizen NewfyScotian - 2/7/2005 11:53:49 PM

I LOVE TRYING TO PARK ME NEW ZIMMER!


Is it just me or am I the only one who doesn't understand him?

I gotta get Tech to re-adjust Evil Roy's voice subroutines.

                          
#1768  by Veteran Evil Roy - 2/8/2005 4:55:49 PM

http://www.freesearch.co.uk/dictionary/zimmer+frame Link



                      
#1769  by Citizen PassingBye - 2/8/2005 5:14:30 PM

I always suspected that English was not English.

           
#1770  by Diplomat Technician - 2/8/2005 6:41:23 PM

Well I am back what a suprise I take off for 2 weeks and my score has no problem degrading.

                          
#1771  by Veteran Evil Roy - 2/8/2005 9:06:16 PM

welcome back tech!

MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



                      
#1772  by Diplomat Technician - 2/8/2005 9:13:02 PM

Hey guys I joined up with the "Super Empire".


                          
#1773  by Citizen damoose - 2/9/2005 7:01:11 AM

HUH?!?

                      
#1774  by Diplomat Technician - 2/9/2005 7:55:51 AM

Damoose the idea, came out in Galactic Core.

Since most of us will soon be going to GCII it is sort of a Farewell to GC tribute.

                          
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