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Do you still think GalCiv 1 is fun even with GalCiv II out?

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#1850 by Citizen Evil Druid - 2/17/2005 5:13:19 PM

EXALTED DRUID U IZ STEALING MY SONG!

Interested in a duet. I'll play the Roygun and you can play the Zimmer.

#1851 by Veteran Evil Roy - 2/17/2005 7:32:19 PM

#1852 by Veteran Evil Roy - 2/17/2005 7:40:20 PM

######PRIME DIRECTIVE######

ORGANICS HOLDING THE DEFECTIVE UNIT TECHNICIAN ARE TO BE TERMINATED.

######END OF TRANSMISSION######

#1853 by Citizen Disciple777 - 2/17/2005 8:01:37 PM

2 tons of sacred grass delivered to Evil Roy from my brother Krazyhorse.

#1854 by Veteran Evil Roy - 2/17/2005 8:26:02 PM

DAT KRAZYHORSE IS DA BEST!

#1855 by Veteran Evil Roy - 2/17/2005 8:38:06 PM

*puff*

*puff*

STRATEGISE

*puff*

SKETCH

*puff*

SCRIBBLE

SECOND FOUNDATION GALACTIC DOMINATION PLAN IZ COMPLETE!

MUST RUN IT THOUGH SECOND PROCESSOR FOR CHECK

#####SECOND PROCESSOR#####

SECOND FOUNDATION GALACTIC DOMINATION PLAN IZ INCOMPLETE. THE EXPRESION MUNCHIES DOES NOT EQUATE WITH ANY KNOWN QUADRANT AND AN INFANTILE PICTURE OF A WELL-OILED FEMBOT HOLDING A FUEL PUMP DOES NOT COMPUTE WITH ANY KNOWN MILITARY STARTEGY. SUGGEST COMPLETE OVERHAUL OF FIRST PROCESSOR REQUIRED POST HASTE.

#####END OF TRANSMISSION#####

LORDY. WOT AZ DA SACRED GRASS DONE TO EVIL ROY'S 128BIT PROCESSOR?

#1856 by Citizen Evil Druid - 2/17/2005 8:42:51 PM

Yor just not inhaling deep enough

#1857 by Citizen NewfyScotian - 2/17/2005 8:50:36 PM

The Roy's are back in town again

ED, that was a great song. Thanks

#1858 by Citizen NewfyScotian - 2/17/2005 8:52:29 PM

LORDY. WOT AZ DA SACRED GRASS DONE TO EVIL ROY'S 128BIT PROCESSOR?

Time to upgrade to LINUX!

#1859 by Citizen PassingBye - 2/17/2005 8:54:57 PM

#####SECOND PROCESSOR#####SECOND FOUNDATION GALACTIC DOMINATION PLAN IZ INCOMPLETE. THE EXPRESION MUNCHIES DOES NOT EQUATE WITH ANY KNOWN QUADRANT AND AN INFANTILE PICTURE OF A WELL-OILED FEMBOT HOLDING A FUEL PUMP DOES NOT COMPUTE WITH ANY KNOWN MILITARY STARTEGY. SUGGEST COMPLETE OVERHAUL OF FIRST PROCESSOR REQUIRED POST HASTE.#####END OF TRANSMISSION#####

The seed of defeat is hidden in this transmission. I will contact Weyr and see if we can do something to increase the breakdown of discipline in the You computers and create a civil war in the Foundation.

#1860 by Citizen Disciple777 - 2/17/2005 9:11:53 PM

Oooopsss I forgot to tell Evil Roy that the sacred grass wasnot washed with the TNT/23KLWS cleaning solution used to eliminate the Torians parasites that live in the roots of the sacred grass, Oooppsss here you have the cleaning soluytion, I hope all the damage can be repaired!!!!

#1861 by Citizen Krazyhorse - 2/17/2005 9:55:49 PM

Sorry Evil Roy, my twin brother forgot to give you the cleansing solution for the grass. Right now the best thing you can do, is to go to the Ino-Do-RE Galaxy and visit the doctor Toil-ET-te and he can help you with your problem, otherwise all the metal of the hull of your ship will start to melt after your CPU crashes with a burning smell that can rock the bones of the ancient Captain Blood on his grave!!!

#1862 by Veteran Evil Roy - 2/17/2005 10:35:28 PM

it was the TNT/23KLWS cleaning solution dat i was after not da TORIAN PARASITES and defintely not any ov dat organic leaf matter. no wonder i waz feelin' all queasy and da GALACTIC DOMINATION PLAN went all funny on me.

DOSE PESKY STAR FLEETZ AZ TRIED TO PUT SUGAR IN ME TANK!

#1863 by Veteran Evil Roy - 2/18/2005 12:20:10 AM

I SUDDENLY REALISED DAT I AZ NOT WELCOMED BACK DA SPY UNIT NEWFYROY!

A 21 OIL BARREL SALUTE TO THE NEW SPYMASTER!

#1864 by Citizen Krazyhorse - 2/18/2005 12:32:49 AM

As a gesture of goodwill between our empire and yours I have brought you the newest shipment of sacred grass-II (already purified and refined for optimal usage) refund are accepted if this new shipment doesnot meet your high standars Evil Master Roy.

#1865 by Veteran Evil Roy - 2/18/2005 12:55:57 AM

KRAZYHORSE U IZ ONE OF DA FINEST UNITS DAT AZ EVER BEEN CONTRACTED OUT OV DA FOUNDATION. WHEN YOUR STINT WIV DA STAR FLEET IZ OVER U IZ COMING HOME TO ROBOTTY

#1866 by Citizen Evil Druid - 2/18/2005 1:39:16 AM

DA FINEST UNITS DAT AZ EVER BEEN CONTRACTED OUT OV DA FOUNDATION

There everywhere, how long has Evil Roy been planning taking over the Foundation, and the Metaverse. Back when he was still serving Tech cold beer.

Even I have to admire the Evil Genius who is Roy.

#1867 by Diplomat Technician - 2/18/2005 6:54:19 AM

Cold Beer

#1868 by Citizen NewfyScotian - 2/18/2005 8:28:56 AM

A 21 OIL BARREL SALUTE TO THE NEW SPYMASTER!

Thanks Evil Roy. My mission to bring back the Technician met with disaster.

I will now try to bring him back using an ancient method. Ply him with cold beer and deep fried pepperoni. If that doesn't work I will hit him with my 3 day old wormy cod until the creator comes to his senses.

#1869 by Diplomat Technician - 2/18/2005 9:11:03 AM

3 day old wormy cod

#1870 by Diplomat Technician - 2/18/2005 10:25:28 AM

3 day old wormy cod is also great for keeping Yor mechnical parts well oiled.

#1871 by Citizen damoose - 2/18/2005 12:20:32 PM

cold beer and deep fried pepperoni

Mmmmm an acceptable substitute for snacks... LUNCH!

#1872 by Diplomat Technician - 2/18/2005 2:20:06 PM

daMoose, when you going to get tired of holding up the CSF?

Join the second Foundation "cold beer and deep fried pepperoni"!!

I will be returning the Second Foundation when the GCII beta is released.

I will only leave again if I find myself the only active player.

#1873 by Diplomat Technician - 2/18/2005 2:21:11 PM

Picture it now Cyborg Moose very scary

#1874 by Citizen Cetane - 2/18/2005 2:48:53 PM

Cyborg Moose

The world will never be the same.

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