Due to technical difficulties in our sister TV station we are forced to open the pimary hour to follow the stories of Krazyhorse and the sacred grass.
In the first chapter of this telenovela, Krazyhorse visited his ancestors sacred mountains where he received the pipe of war, the sacred grass and the scroll of Yorestation (The art of rebuilding Yors using spare parts).
After receiving these 3 gifts Krazyhorse launched a quest in search of the holy smoke that will bring again the songs of war to the galaxy. His ancient Kling-on blood has come to live and he holds in his hands the serrated blade of the ritual sacrifices passed down from generation to generation, until came to him.
Krazyhorse has decided to launch his own personal vendetta against the dark forces of the galaxy.
Come and visit us again for the season premiere of
"Krazyhorse and the sacred grass" 
       
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I am looking forward to the season premiere. Will there be free samples?
       
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It is included for the satellite subscribers only!!!
To receive your free package of the sacred grass you must call the
1-888 THE GRASS.
With every order of the satellite channel you receive a free membership to the elite Club "The Green Grass" and two tickets to the concert of LSD and "The Grassy Band". This concert will take place in Grasseland this coming Wednesday!!!
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The art of rebuilding Yors using spare parts, sounds like a technician to me 
  
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That sacred scroll is on its way to your shop Technician, it will increment the rate of repair by 250% and PQ+20!!!
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| It is included for the satellite subscribers only!!!To receive your free package of the sacred grass you must call the 1-888 THE GRASS. |
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I'm still waiting for Krazyhorse to discover my company in the Diplomat's stock exchange... 
   
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Chapter 1 The Return of Krazyhorse
After returning from the Sacred Hills of Grasland, Krazyhorse rejoins the Crazy Nutts and brings to them the articles given to him by the GReat Somky Spirit.
Taking the scroll technician departs toward his shop to increase the repair time of the Yors. The other members sit around the round table and start to take big chunks of grass and stuff it in their mouth. "It is time to learn the secret of the grass" yells Krazyhorse, smoke or use it as a way to reach your deep emotions. The smoke starts to surround the room....
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| smoke or use it as a way to reach your deep emotions. |
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Is this what they were smoking in the other discussion?
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I used to know an Al Nutt. He was crazy alright.
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..."After the smoke started to dissipate"...
Aww Nuts opened his eyes and in front of him was his cousin Awl Nutts (this cousin lives in the deep swamps of Central Floridabest known as "Redneck grass country"
"Houdy cousin" Awl Nutts yelled with all his lungs, "do you have some smoke there, ain't no grass as this sacred grass down here" he said, "Grandpa smoked all the grass we had here at home, and granma chewed the rest of it. Mayonaisse som darn smokers down here!!!!
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| Mayonaisse som darn smokers down here!!!! |
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Ah, the redneck vocabulary of Jeff Foxworthy.
   
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...At the same time BabaNutts has the urge to go to the outhouse and starts pouring the 2 kegs of beer he had early... Krazyhorse's cousin Nuttsbull turns around and yells "darnit Baba you european on my boots!!!"
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huh? What are they talking about? 
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| huh? What are they talking about? |
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Smoke the grass and you will be enlightened
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After a long search for the sacred grass, Krazyhorse had to lift camp and move to another area, no grass in this zone he spoke in a low tone.
Kyrziai!!! He yelled in his old native language, the sound of his voice woke up a part of him that was forgotten.
-I must find the sacred grass or the old spirits will not support my fight.
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Krazyhorse jumped into his old zurkimsh all terrain vehicle and began to sing his old war song
Kirzyai sacred grass of ancient times, I am following your old path, Kirzyai show yourself to me and I will never leave you!!!
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Ah at last I know it... The Foundation is short for the Foundation of the Mentally unstable ... How did a perfectly sane and upstanding citizen like me end up in a group like this? hey, wher'as me dead cod?
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| hey, wher'as me dead cod? |
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Perhaps it smelled like sacred grass?
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| Krazy's probably using Newfie's cod to fertilize the sacred grass. |
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| Krazy's probably using Newfie's cod to fertilize the sacred grass. |
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I'll make em kiss that cod! 
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