The latest news about Tech disaster has provoked an urgent demand for sacred grass top quality, I had to research my old contacts in the old continent to find out a good stach of the good stuff and send it directly to Tech's farm for inmediate cultivation and consume.
Hi Tech here you go my boss, some special sacred grass from the old countryland. But be aware only one smoke a day, this thing is strong.!!!! 
       
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The final bell has rung and my stupid horse went down to the valley in search for more sacred grass, I should have paid atention to the Tech boss when he told me to buy a yoricide horse they don't like sacred grass, they only eat metal scrap!!!! 
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Krazy horse stop running the stupid hill!!! Stop Krazy Horse, stop!!!!
Bullsitten and Crackpot smile as they see Krazyhorse chasing after his crazy horse. "Now you know why they call him Krazyhorse"
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Krazyhorse advanced to the top of the hill, and turning his head towards Dumbhat he asked him, "what is the name of this mountain, Dumbhat?"
"This is haunted mountain and those across the narrow river are the Black Mountains where the evil spirits live" he replied with a simple gesture of boredom. "Those are fairy tales" he said laughing out loud, showing the missing fron teeth.
"Fairy tale, ahh?" said Krazyhorse.
"Where are located the seeds of the sacred grass, Dumbhat?" he asked
"Over there, pass the Undead Mountain, between Krazy Valley and Zombie hills" he said again, shaking his hand to avoid a mosquito from landing on his dumb hat filled on the with mosquito's wings.
"I wonder why the mosquitoes love to land on my hat?"
Krazyhorse looked down on Dumbohat's hat and saw a chicken bone, 3 pork ribs and 4 dead rats on his hat.
"What in the world do you have on top of your hat, Dumbhat?"
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"Oh My God!!!, That stinks Dumbohat".
"I think that I am going to call you from now on Stinkohat"!!!!
"What?" "What are you talking about?" he asked.
"Take off your hat and check on top of it, Stinkohat!!!"
Dumbohat removed his hat and two long pointy ears covered with an old, oily residue emerged from beneath his hat.
Krazyhorse looked in awe and exclaimed "What in the name of the most high spirit are those things on your head?"
Dumbohat started to cry and replied: "That is the reason that I never remove my hat, people make fun of my ears" and sobbing looked upon his hat and exclaimed "That is where I put my last lunch meal!!!", he shook his hat and put i back again on his head hidding his long, smelly, stinky, oily and covered with oily residue ears.
Krazyhorse felt bad for Dumbohat and said "Sorry Dumbohat, I think that I can help you with your ear problem".
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Q. How do you smoke a crazy horse.....
A. with extreme care
B. over an open fire
c. with one HUGE rizla
The choice is yours
This thread has been oficialy sanctioned as 'HAZARDOUS' by Stargate Command 
   
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"C 'mon Dumbohat don't feel sad for those long ears, I know a person who can help you with that problem, first help me to find the sacred seeds and then I will take you to our research facility where our leading bioscientist the famous "The Technician" can do some molecular alterations using the new nanoyorbots he has created. I promise you that you will be happy with your new ears".
Dumbohat for first time in his life look up and smile showing his missing front teeth and replied, "Do you know if he also can help me with this tail?" Dumbohat reached out to his back and pull a long furry coated with spikes tail.
"Darn it boy!!! Are you sure you are human?"
"I think that The Technician would not mind to take a look and figure something out about your tail".
Suddenly Dumbohat started to jump with joy and a third leg emerged from beneath his coat.
Krazyhorse was astonished by the new sight and exclaimed "Do you have three legs???"
Dumbohat replied, "Yes I do, but that doesnot bother me, it is really easy to walk with three legs and I can run even faster". Turning his back towards Krazyhorse Dumbohat pointed to a yellowish hill plane and said "There is it, there is where the sacred seeds are located" and jumping and running with happiness he marched towards the sacred hill where the sacred seeds for the sacred grass crop are located.
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Krazyhorse took a deep breath and started to sing a song of victory, 113 days trapped in this nightmare, but at last the light has shined upon my path.
Shaking the dust from his shoulders he finished to untie his hands from the vines of the sacred grass where he was kept prisoner by Dumbohat.
How could he betrayed me? he wondered? Who is this guy in reallity?
From beyond his sight a soft murmur reached his ears...
Come to me, follow my path and you will find the answers to your quest....
What answers Krazyhorse yelled?... I don't even know the questions!!!
Follow the path that leads to the Ancient Temple and you will get your questions, there you also will find the new path....
Krazyhorse got up from the hole where he was kept for a long 113 days without food or water, only his Spec Ops training aloowed him to survive in this condition.
Slowly he approached the small spring of water and with a suddenly move, launched his head into the water, for several minutes he kept his head under water allowing the cold liquid to filled the empty cellos of his body with the moisture needed to recover his energies.
After several minutes of hydration he lifted his head and looked upon the horizon where the path towards the ancient Temple gloomed...
Time to walk the walk... 
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