OK - now the dust has settled, we need a few laughs. I want a new alias and the winner receives an all expenses paid trip to Australia, $500,000 spending money and a personally conducted tour of the Antipodes with Evil Roy and myself - sacred grass supplied.
Toss some ideas in - I need super cool, ultra trendy, chick magnet material, OK?.....
          
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Naked Bangi
I don't know why but somehow Wild wombat goes with a naked bangi 
  
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how about
Wobmles
Wicked Wombat
Wicked Willie
Wally Gator
or if you join StarFleet
Spook (spock)
chuckup (checkov)
Spotty (scotty)
McRoy (mcCoy)
EMW Emergancy Medical Wombat (EMH)
GROSS - wet willie
GalGuardians - Sir Laughs A Lot
All good things - MFM (my Favourite Martian)
Gues it would help knowing which empire your thinking of joining...
  
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What the hell is a naked bangi?????  (and why does it go with a bangi?)
Mild Salty?...sounds like some kind of new cheese cracker 
Badaaarse has potential...but hey - dont stick to Wombat, animal or Aussie derivatives...I feel the need for something DIFFERENT! (Although Emergency Medical Wombat is cute for personal reasons)
GO TEAM!
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| OK - now the dust has settled, we need a few laughs. I want a new alias and the winner receives an all expenses paid trip to Australia, $500,000 spending money and a personally conducted tour of the Antipodes with Evil Roy and myself - sacred grass supplied |
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Must be a 'joke'obviosly 
Well you could go with
WildGaurd
WildMan
WildChickMagnet
etc 
   
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AstroNut
MadMax
Chuckie (as in Childs play)
HAIK (high as a kite)
MetaForte ( a pain killer fot the metaverse)
MetaMon (metaverse monster)
"J" as in Jurassic
M-Rex (metaverse dinasour.. equivilent to T-Rex)
Dr-Who (time travler)
Zac (like in the adventer game Zac mackrakin)
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| What the hell is a naked bangi????? (and why does it go with a bangi?) |
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A naked Bangi is a Bangi without clothing silly. Wombat's and Bangi's go together quite famously and our commonly used in the same sentence.
"look at that Wombat running around like a naked Bangi."
Unfortunatly I have no idea what a Bangi is but I'm pretty sure it would be naked if I ever met one. 
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Bin Laden. See how long it takes the CIA to track you down.
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 You know, they would come for me, wouldn't they....
Keep em comin'...
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nope... not wasting any more good nicks on you... I may need them one day
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OK - 'fraid while there were some good ones, none really grabbed me so I'm just going to take a plunge...
Thanks everyone for tossing some ideas in!
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The boiling energies of the wormhole were sending his scanners into a frenzy. As he could see nothing on his screens, Wild Wombat sincerely hoped that no one was here to witness this event, since it might turn out to be embarassingly short lived. He has made one last pass low over the Skowbo landing field for old time's sake, then headed out to this distant unstable tear in space.
He thought of following all of the Old Ones...Jaws, Cotal/Ginata/Free Tibet (he could never get that chick's name right), Captain Jack, Killa, Theoden and all the rest...and surrendering his fate to the wormhole which would take him...God knew where....
His paw slid down the blade of his favourite carbon-fibre cutlass, remembering that last time with the Marquesa...and that he would also be leaving behind that rather strange fellow Mayito - and then he found he'd just cut himself on the edge of the cutlass...
"BLAST! Time to get this over with!" Wombat fired the warp engines and pointed the corvette straight for the heart of the wormhole....
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The speedster decloaked just as the corvette flashed into the gaping maw of the wormhole; the shields of the smaller ship just able to withstand the energy released by the passing of Wild Wombat's ship. The jet black speedster manoevered briefly around the entrance of the wormhole, and sent two homing photon torpedoes straight into the wormhole after the departing ship.
After all, thought the pilot, the Wild One would appreciate going out in style...
Much later, he turned his speedster and headed back towards Skowbo - well, someone has to save Earth....from the scum of the Metaverse.... 
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Who is The Man In Black  and where did he get those sunglasses.
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