Qwerk: CAN IT! sigh.... M...Why did you HIDE! My CREW! Why sabotage our engines! We can't do ANYTHING!!!
M: And YOUR the CAPTAIN. ...
Qwerk... You can't see the FOREST for the TREES are in the way....
Tell you what...The Enterpwize is READY to SAIL!
And YOU now have a FULL crew to work WITH!
Spook: Captain should I prepear a PARTY to CUT DOWN THE TREES, So our SHIP SAILS DON'T GET CAUGHT!?
CREW:( Thanks M )......(Thanks M ).....( Thanks M )......( Thanks M )......( Thanks M )......
Qwerk: M!!!...
WHAT!...
GIVES!...
YOU the RIGHT!
TO...
INTERFERE!
WITH!...
OTHER!... LIVES!!!
CREW:( Thanks M )......( Thanks M )...... ( Thanks M )......( Thanks M )......( Thanks M )......
M: QUERK! Life is about GAMBLES! YOU MUST TAKE GAMBLES!
Qwerk: M I NEVER GAMBLE! With MY CREWS LIVES!!!
M: I BET YOU!
A CREW MEMBERS LIFE!
THAT!...If YOU had the POWER to PICK! Between your FAVORITE LIFE FORMS! ... YOU WOULD!
Qwerk: YOUR ON!!!
M: OBSERVE CAPTAIN!...Redshirt #3
ZAPPP!!!...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! ( splat )
Redshirt #1: M KILLED!.. Redshirt #3!
Redshirt #2: YOU B@$%@^&!!!
Qwerk: M You FEIND!...NOW I SUPPOSE to ASK for his LIFE BACK! BUT I WON'T!
That,s the GAMBLE In life you've been talking about.....I WIN!!!
M: NOT so FAST!...OBSERVE CAPTAIN!....LIEUTENANT A-HORE-YA!
ZAPPP!!!...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! ( splat )
Qwerk: M!!! YOU F@^% I'LL RIP YOUR GOD#@$ THROAT! OUT! YOU F#@%^#& A$$H@*$!!!BRING! her back NOWWWWW!!!!
M: GASP!! GERRK!!..CoUGH!! LETTTGOOOO...EEERRRKKK!!!!.............haaa aaaaaa haaaaa aaaaaa ... THANKS!.. aaaaaa ... haaa
sniff...NO! I SEE NO FAVORTISIUM HERE!!...YOU WIN Qwerk! ...gasp..
( LIEUTENANT A-HORE-YA Reappears)
M: Just for THAT! CAPTAIN!
I'm going to put Spooks brain in Mr. Squatty's!! ...
Or was that Bonies.
....I MUST ADMITTED!..I did love the line..Those are the names I aquired from a joke site humans seem to relate to.
M:This is NOT OVER CAPTAIN!!!
( M is gone. )
Qwerk: When will he LEARN, US humans don't SEEK to ABUSE POWER! That we feel the SAME towards ALL men and woman .....We will miss Redsheet....Redshoe....Redsock.....
(I loose more Redshirts this way..... what a waste)
redshirt #4 you are now promoted to Redshirt #3
When "M" disapeard.. so did the rest of the crew again.. and the ship also went back to the way it was...
"Dammmmm youuuuu........ 'MMMMMMM"
when Qwerk sure that "m" was gone for a quick instant
Qwerk:
"I don'r believe it.. 'M' fell for it..."
Spooks voice comming from Squatty's body
Spook "I fail to see your logic in that remark captian"
Squatty's voice from Squatty's body
Squatty " I cano' believe this... captian what are we to do now..."
Qwerk:
"Get to work of corse...
Now that you have 2 brains in that scottish head of yours
"
Squatty (lifting an eyebrow like spook does) "huh!!!!!"
Qwerk : "
Dam it ..
must I spell..
everything...
out for everyone...
all the time....
...{under his breath... Guess thats why i'm Captian)
Now that you have 2 brains in your head..
namely yours and Spooks....
you now have at your disposal...
your excellent (some say legendary)....
knowledge and know how...
of the insides and outsides of the enterpwize..
AND
mr Spooks unerroring logical and cool disposition as well as his vulcan knowledge and control
You can now get back to work on those engines..
and who knows...
you may even get those replicators to make me a decent cup of coffee"
"I know that "M" will be furous when he returns that he fell for such an underhanded ploy..."
"ohh and Spook get those brains of yours working overtime.. I need.... a way..... to.... try to.... either Capture "M" or limit his powers while he's onboard.. or even better still.. try to set up a force field that will stop him doing so..."
Spooks Voice from Squatty's boddy "Right away Captian... I've been working on it ever since we ment that entity..."
Qwerk: "Enough talk... ge on with it... That THING.... may be back at any time..."
Mr. Squatty the page looks great.. however there are a couple of discrep[encies...
Our Ships name is the "Enterpwize"
there should also be another list of "Races Encountered"
on this list.. you should list the embasadors (the ppl that have contacted us) from each race (empire) that has contacted us
EG: "M" should be listed.. (Note: we don't know what race he is for sure yet.. as he isn't in any known empire) If he decides to join us.. then you can ask him the name of his powerful race,,,)
BTW what is the Minimum Crew Required to utalize the Promethous.. as we definatly don't have the full crew compliment... let me know so that I can get Spook and Squatty to work on automating non critical areas to reduce the number of crew required.. ..
Thats all for now... keep up the great work .. (newly added Senetor)
"M" have a look at the bottom of your msgs... I'm not seeing an empire logo there... I took it that you didn't have one... ... expelled from all.. because of your omnipiant nature... and bad pranks/jokes you play of us... and who knows what other Poor races out there ...